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Re: NFL
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:57 pm
by Malcolm
Random preseason bullshit.
Interesting predictions:
Titans are legit.
Jags are legit.
Eddy Lacy is back to pre-Shamu form.
Tannehill is overrated and underwhelming.
RG3 and the Browns are going to suck regardless whether or not Josh Gordon stays on the wagon.
However, the best:
The 49ers have the worst QB situation in league
I suspected as much throughout the offseason. And then Colin Kaepernick came down with arm fatigue last week. I was already worried about where his head would be after a tumultuous offseason when his status in San Francisco was completely up in the air -- and now his surgically repaired shoulder is acting up?
Now, I've always argued that Kaepernick needs new head coach Chip Kelly -- and Chip needs Kap. Sunday night, I sat down to watch Blaine Gabbert. And I'm even more convinced of that initial notion.
Besides a 43-yard touchdown pass to Vance McDonald -- who was wide open after a defender stumbled, and who did most of the work after the catch -- Gabbert was all over the place with his throws. Rumors of this quarterback competition being over are greatly exaggerated.
Re: NFL
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:29 am
by Leisher
RGIII is getting divorced. Nice distraction and just in time for the season!
Re: NFL
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:33 am
by TheCatt
I'm sure his marriage to the Browns will be the one that succeeds.
Re: NFL
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:43 am
by Stranger
Ehh.. We all know that women are nothing but a distraction. Maybe she was the reason he was so fucked up in the first place, get rid of the distractions Robert!
Great move on his part! RG3 is gonna be great this year!
Don't forget, this is Cleveland's year, we already won one championship this year and the Indians are well on their way to winning it all. Browns are next! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Re: NFL
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:27 pm
by Leisher
The saddest part is that you believe all that...
If that shit did happen, it'd truly be the end times.
Re: NFL
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:36 pm
by Stranger
The saddest part is that you believe all that...
Every... Single... Year...
It's pathetic, I know.
Re: NFL
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 2:05 pm
by Malcolm
...the Indians are well on their way to winning it all.
The Indians on the plains in the 1850s had a better chance of winning it all.
Re: NFL
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 2:10 pm
by Stranger
Malcolm wrote:...the Indians are well on their way to winning it all.
The Indians on the plains in the 1850s had a better chance of winning it all.
Sheeeit... I know how much you love baseball and all, watching it all day everyday and such. But you obviously haven't watched any of these Indians play, they are one helluva ball club this year.
Re: NFL
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 2:17 pm
by Malcolm
Stranger wrote:Sheeeit... I know how much you love baseball and all, watching it all day everyday and such. But you obviously haven't watched any of these Indians play, they are one helluva ball club this year.
I haven't watched a full nine innings in longer than I can remember. I do know that the majority of teams in Cleveland's div aren't even .500 (the only other div in baseball so thoroughly pussified is the NL West), but I can understand how you dudes would celebrate being on top near the bottom rung of the ladder.
Re: NFL
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 2:34 pm
by TheCatt
Re: NFL
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 2:39 pm
by Malcolm
Ah, Cleveland.
Re: NFL
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 2:52 pm
by Stranger
Oh I'm pretty sure that young rich famous athletes cheating on their wives is a pretty common occurrence in all pro sports.. I really don't see this as being news.
Re: NFL
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 4:15 pm
by TheCatt
Stranger wrote:Oh I'm pretty sure that young rich famous athletes cheating on their wives is a pretty common occurrence in all pro sports.. I really don't see this as being news.
Devout Christian RG3, not your typical player.
Re: NFL
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 4:16 pm
by GORDON
Christian? Dude have you even heard of the crusades?
Re: NFL
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 5:44 pm
by Malcolm
Stranger wrote:Oh I'm pretty sure that young rich famous athletes cheating on their wives is a pretty common occurrence in all pro sports.. I really don't see this as being news.
Dude, just be glad it's that time of year when Browns stories aren't yet starting with, "After today's loss..."
Re: NFL
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2016 3:28 pm
by Malcolm
Lev Bell appeals suspension down to three games. I assume the appeals process went along the lines of: (i) the chems aren't steroids and (ii) he didn't get arrested for beating the shit out of someone.
Re: NFL
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2016 9:33 am
by Leisher
Goodbye "Probable".
It's Probable that the entire New England team will be listed as Questionable every week.
Re: NFL
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:59 am
by Leisher
Re: NFL
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 1:39 pm
by Malcolm
Waste of perfectly good bud.
Re: NFL
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 7:28 pm
by Malcolm
Malcolm wrote:Speaking of FF, it's time for me to pick my keepers from my team this year. So far, only one. I'm going to see if I can up the number during our annual rules meeting.
Keeper choices:
Russell Ciara $35
Ryan Matthews $ 5
Tony Brown $66
Doug Baldwin $ 1
Barnidge $ 1
Jordan Reed $ 3
Kelvin $ 3
Jordy Nelson $ 3
Maybe I can talk them up to four. Thinking Barny, Jordan, Kelvin, and Jordy.
Looks like one keeper. I'm leaning Reed. Thoughts?