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Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:33 pm**

Malcolm wrote:
Propaganda from teenage novice, binge drinking, cock guzzling, Philistine vagrants who suffer from a lack of palate, have numb tastebuds, and are uncultured motherfuckers.

Martinis might as well be stirred with cock because you know that's a martini drinker's chaser.

I'm going to be insolent forever, bitch.

Well, you can't be obvious about it.

Posted: **Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:29 pm**

Leisher wrote:
Malcolm wrote:
Propaganda from teenage novice, binge drinking, cock guzzling, Philistine vagrants who suffer from a lack of palate, have numb tastebuds, and are uncultured motherfuckers.

Martinis might as well be stirred with cock because you know that's a martini drinker's chaser.

Every James Bond says suck it. Suck it long and suck it hard.

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:50 am**

Leggings (nsfw?)

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2015 11:08 am**

Malcolm wrote:
Leisher wrote:
Malcolm wrote:
Propaganda from teenage novice, binge drinking, cock guzzling, Philistine vagrants who suffer from a lack of palate, have numb tastebuds, and are uncultured motherfuckers.

Martinis might as well be stirred with cock because you know that's a martini drinker's chaser.

Every James Bond says suck it. Suck it long and suck it hard.

My theory is that Bond was a massive pussy, so he drank pussy drinks.

More manly spies drink manly things...

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2015 1:28 pm**

Paul wrote:

It's funny cuz the shadow looks like his penis, right?

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:57 pm**

For Gordon

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2015 3:58 pm**

Posted: **Fri Mar 06, 2015 4:01 pm**

Leisher wrote:For Gordon

Yes, Neil, here's a 2002 article about curlers sweeping in their basements.

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2002-02....g-stone

#shutthefuckupneildegrassetyson

Edited By GORDON on 1425675689

Posted: **Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:50 am**

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2015 6:29 pm**

How do they think gears work?

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2015 10:27 pm**

I actually got the rest of these from http://jimmykimmel.net/lj/lj.php

NSFW

Edited By Paul on 1425869020

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2015 10:53 pm**

Man, they're sending vets back in time now. Skynet is fucking real.

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:35 pm**

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2015 12:44 pm**

I've done quite well following this chart (or one like it). One of the guys I go to casinos with has it memorized. It's also been my experience that second base has been my luckiest seat.

This is for Thib

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2015 4:21 pm**

I had this happen to me oncewhile exploring a cave with a friend of mine's son.
We were walking in a few inches of water when the kit tapped me and said, "What's that?" while pointing to a basketball sized ball of Harvestmen (Daddy Longlegs) pouring down the side of the cave wall. When they hit the water they started spreading out.
I yelled for use to get out before out exit was blocked by the arachnids and we high tailed it out of there.

Airbag vs watermelon

More from actual LiveJournal:

Translated to "Flying Saucer - secret project of the US Army."

Edited By Paul on 1425932887

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2015 9:46 am**

I'd say something about imagining it being Cake's car, but he's not here any more. Thanks, Gordon.

Edited By TheCatt on 1425995243

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:19 am**

That "flying saucer" has clear U.S. Air Force markings, not U.S. Army.

Posted: **Tue Mar 10, 2015 3:04 pm**

Posted: **Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:29 am**

Ozzy

Net neutrality

Rihanna fan

Yeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaawwwwww!

Edited By Paul on 1426052240

Posted: **Wed Mar 11, 2015 8:10 am**

Those last pics are from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. I'm not sure how they get away with the racist jokes that are in there, these days.

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