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Stranger wrote:I'm calling it, RG3 will be a Brown by the end of the week.. We'll see how this ends up
It's official!

At least he's an upgrade over Josh McCown. I still think they will and should draft a QB at number 2.
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At least he's an upgrade over Josh McCown.

I'll debate that. He's an upgrade in that he's under 30.
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TheCatt wrote:
Stranger wrote:
Stranger wrote:I'm calling it, RG3 will be a Brown by the end of the week.. We'll see how this ends up
It's official!

At least he's an upgrade over Josh McCown. I still think they will and should draft a QB at number 2.
Awesome! Browns and Skins even play this year at FedEx, I believe.
That is a fact. Please don't hurt him...
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Malcolm wrote:
Leisher wrote:I honestly think RGIII is a good signing. I was hoping you guys would get Cap because I think he sucks.

Fisher denies the news of the NFL and Rams making a deal about Sam.
LeBron?
Shit. I must have mixed up the links or something.

I'm too busy/lazy to fix it...
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Stranger wrote:That is a fact. Please don't hurt him...
If we had a pass rush...

I want to go to this game.
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Spergeon Wynn, Luke and Josh McCown, Colt McCoy, Brandon Weeden, Johnny, and RG3... What do all these QB's have in common?

They all played in the state of Texas and absolutely BLOW!!!

The Browns have not had ANY luck with QB's from Texas, according to this RG3 will surly not work out...
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First off...
according to this surly RG3 will not work out...

Fixed. Secondly, I haven't seen RG3 learn to play with his arm yet, and his legs sure as shit aren't in rookie form. Your offensive line would need to be four of these guys to give him a chance...
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Say hello to fumbledorf.
Gruden is well aware that it's a risk to put all of Washington's apples in the Jones basket.

"We need him to protect the ball a little bit more," Gruden said. "He's a big, strong, powerful back that I think can handle the workload; time will tell on that. We're taking a bit of a gamble here, but based on our professional opinion, we believe he can handle it and be very, very effective at it, toting the rock."


Ah, Cleveland.
DePodesta heard NFL team officials making fun of him at the airport following this year's scouting combine in Indianapolis. Brown takes constant, eye-roll worthy barbs about his lack of scouting experience and his preference for Harvard-educated leadership -- neither of which are entirely accurate despite the fact that the team's three highest-ranking executives (Brown, DePodesta and Andrew Berry, the team's vice president of player personnel) have degrees from the school.


The almost pitiful saga of T-Bitch.
Richardson said part of his struggles stemmed from migrating from the rigid schedule set under Nick Saban at Alabama to the laxer rules in the NFL.

"It's very easy to get lazy in the NFL -- not having everything scheduled and not having everything like at Alabama where it was so structured," Richardson said. "We had study hall or we had to get a workout in in between classes and had five classes a day. It was just so structured. In the NFL, everything's on your own."

Recap: T-Bitch must be treated like adolescent at all times and told exactly what to do and when.
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Let the competition begin.
Gabbert displayed the type of short-throw accuracy and mobility desired for Kelly's ground-first offensive attack. There is zero question that Gabbert outplayed Kaepernick in 2015.

If Kaepernick is not traded this offseason, the two will battle for the starting gig.

It'll be like that time Strawberry Shortcake faced off against Rainbow Brite.
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The Richardson thing is interesting. So many of these athletes are "handled" until they're out of school that all the freedom once they leave has to be quite a system shock. It's amazing more teams don't account for that and do something about it.
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Whatever.

Number of Super Bowls the Rams won in LA: 0
Number of Super Bowls the Rams won in STL: > 0

Suck it, LA.
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Kaep going nowhere.
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TheCatt wrote:Browns gonna suck
No shit. I heard fish swim and birds fly, too.
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Damn.
Broken hand, check.

Herniated disk, check.
...
According to a source, Watt had partially torn left and right abdominals and a partially torn right adductor longus. He also had a fully torn left adductor longus and a fully torn left adductor pectineus, which are two of the three muscles that connect the pelvic bone to the left thigh bone.
...
J.J. Watt won his third NFL Defensive Player of the Year Award in 2015 and vaulted to a level of play only Lawrence Taylor can discuss with authority.
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That cannot be good for your long term health.
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