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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:47 pm
by Malcolm
I'm not asking for Cleveland to get TDs or even win, just to get in the red zone 3-4 times a game and have it not end on a fucking turnover.
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:16 pm
by TheCatt
Malcolm wrote:I'm not asking for Cleveland to get TDs or even win, just to get in the red zone 3-4 times a game and have it not end on a fucking turnover.
I ask to win the lottery too... still aint gonna happen.
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:30 pm
by Malcolm
Phil had a steady string of 10+ point games going before I took him and he starting sucking. The Ravens kicker pulled the same shit on me, and after I drop his ass, he's back up to about 10 per game.
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:29 pm
by TheCatt
KICKERS ARE RANDOM
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:07 am
by Malcolm
No they aren't. They perform consistently well until I pick them up, then they suck. Then after I drop them, they do well again.
In other news, benching Michael Crabtree just screwed me this week. FUCK FUCK FUCK. Michael Crabtree is fucking random.
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:50 am
by TheCatt
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:00 pm
by TheCatt
TheCatt wrote:
I'm the team with 40 points.
J Feely FTW... 1 FG or a few PATs and I'm there.
43-42 bitches!
At least, I think so, given that the website appears to have been a victim of the storm.
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 2:09 pm
by Malcolm
Hey, there was a game today between Chicago and Tennessee ... for about half a quarter. Goddamn.
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:09 pm
by Malcolm
TheCatt wrote:KICKERS ARE RANDOM
So, I drop Phucking Phil Dawson, who has 3 FGs today and 1 XP. I picked up Justin Tucker, who has 2 XPs. Random my fucking ass.
EDIT: Phucking Phil now has 5 FGs.
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:19 pm
by TheCatt
Yes, RANDOM, as in, JUST STICK WITH THE FUCKER. Mean reversion, bitch.
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:26 am
by Leisher
Phil Dawson was lights out! 
I can't believe the Steelers won that game. They had to fly that day, had no hotel, no place for their typical meetings/walkthru, and the officials were crazy biased for the Giants (They were directly responsible for the Giants first 14 points.), and yet they still pulled it off. Giood statement game. Hopefully, they won't shit it away with a poor showing against KC next week.
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:28 pm
by TheCatt
Eli could not get it going at all...
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:39 pm
by Malcolm
In spite of not having Phil, I suck, if only because my opponent started...
RG3
Ahmad Bradshaw
Law Firm
Cruz
Santana Moss
He's got Jimmy Graham and Maclin going tonight with me up by about 60 points. On the flip side, there was a dude in my league this week that destroyed.
Reggie Wayne
Andre Johnson
Andrew Luck
Chris Johnson
Doug Martin
He's at 170 and still has the New Orleans D going tonight. Martin got 64 points by himself.
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:26 am
by TheCatt
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:24 pm
by Leisher
Isn't it weird how the universe balances itself?
Al Davis: Part 2
Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:28 am
by Malcolm
It's Texas. They've got a special sort of insane going on with football.
Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 3:59 pm
by TheCatt
I started the year with Jets defense. But they sucked so hard I had to pick up another team. I picked Denver:
TM DEN 7 @CAR1TD1INT7Sack1TD 5:09 4th 24
That's more than half my points so far this week. #4 Defense in the league, and probably moving up since Giants and Texans are the ones right above them.
Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:04 pm
by Malcolm
League A: I've got the least points scored in my div, but the least points scored against as well. 1st in my div, tied for 2nd/3rd best record overall out of 12 (would be 1st/2nd but some son-of-a-bitch has Chicago D).
League B: Every RB I touch gets injured. Every D I play has a career game against me. I have the most points against by a 100 point margin. Also only got 1 claim left because this psycho fucking league only allows 15 per season. Dead last out of 10.
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:40 pm
by Malcolm
Rex Ryan must know something.
“I’m not going to let anyone else convince me otherwise, because this is how I feel,” Ryan said after the game. “[Sanchez] gives us the best opportunity to win games and that’s the only reason I make any moves.”
How much does Tebow have to suck such that Mark Sanchez is the better bet to win games?
Edited By Malcolm on 1352745636
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:12 pm
by TheCatt
Why did they even pick him up?
And how did Houston's D outplay Chicago's.
Well, my fantasy season is as over as the Redskins' real season.
