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Posted: **Mon Feb 29, 2016 1:45 pm**

Troy wrote:Though his management should have thought about the gambling/NFL thing....

Considering the league knew about Gronkowski's cruise months before it happened and let it proceed as scheduled, Commissioner Roger Goodell may have a hard time explaining why the New England tight end is deserving of retrospective punishment.

They did, and they informed the commish.

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2016 1:38 pm**

Counsins gets Tagged

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Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2016 1:54 pm**

So did Von Miller.

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2016 4:51 pm**

Vague rumour: Old Man Teabagger is in for another year.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:46 pm**

Alex Mack is leaving Cleveland.

Posted: **Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:30 pm**

Foster cut.

Posted: **Fri Mar 04, 2016 12:05 pm**

Romo needs some titanium reinforcement in his skeleton to prevent further injuries.

Von Miller and Downtown Tony Brown start offseason training a bit early.

Posted: **Fri Mar 04, 2016 2:29 pm**

Combine questions from the Falcons.

Do you like men?

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Posted: **Sun Mar 06, 2016 10:36 am**

Goodnight, Peyton

Posted: **Mon Mar 07, 2016 11:50 am**

Redskins finally cut RGIII.

Tre Mason is an idiot.

Posted: **Mon Mar 07, 2016 1:17 pm**

Here's your monthly "Joseph Randle has been arrested" story.

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Posted: **Mon Mar 07, 2016 7:36 pm**

DeMarco to the Titans?

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Posted: **Tue Mar 08, 2016 12:19 pm**

Megatron makes it official.

Gronk and his salary.

Deangelo Williams on Peyton.

Denver bailing on Brock?

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Posted: **Tue Mar 08, 2016 6:45 pm**

When non-douchebags get released.

"I would like him back. I love the kid, I love his heart," he said. "He didn't bitch one time about not getting the ball. He just went and worked every day and tried to get guys better. He loves it here, he loves Teddy. If it can get worked out, I'd like to have him back. But I want to do what's best for Mike Wallace, too.

When Douchebag Maximus gets cut.

His salary of $1.169 million is fully guaranteed for 2016, along with $1.004 million of his 2017 salary. But the contract, a copy of which PFT has obtained, contemplates the voiding of the guarantees for a variety of reasons.

Posted: **Tue Mar 08, 2016 10:07 pm**

Malcolm wrote:When Douchebag Maximus gets cut.
His salary of $1.169 million is fully guaranteed for 2016, along with $1.004 million of his 2017 salary. But the contract, a copy of which PFT has obtained, contemplates the voiding of the guarantees for a variety of reasons.

Already hard at work training for the future.

Johnny Manziel has basically been partying nonstop since the offseason began, and that includes a night in Las Vegas last Friday with Scott Disick.

Disick, who has three children with ex-girlfriend Kourtney Kardashian and has made regular appearances on reality TV shows, spent a night with Manziel at 1 OAK nightclub.

I'm guessing he's not even going to bother checking his voicemail for a few days.

EDIT: Not nearly as much fun mocking him since he'll no longer be a Brown.

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Posted: **Wed Mar 09, 2016 12:37 pm**

Hasselbeck retires.

Posted: **Wed Mar 09, 2016 1:21 pm**

Meet the dude who'll take Bradford's job when his leg finally falls off below the knee.

Travis Benjamin to the Chargers. Benny and Barney were the only two guys on that offense worth a flying shit last season.

Posted: **Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:02 am**

Stranger, look away...

Alex Mack to Atlanta.

Mitchell Schwartz to the Chiefs.

Tashaun Gipson to the Jags.

Posted: **Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:08 am**

Osweiler and Lamar Miller play for Houston now.

Forte and the Jets.

DeMarco talks about his vacation last year.

"I feel like I took a year off last year, so I am fresh,'' Murray quipped to the Titans' official website Wednesday.

Posted: **Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:45 am**

Matt Flynn thinks the Texans are insane.