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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:41 pm
by Malcolm
Stop me if you've thought this before but Cris Carter is retarded.
In an appearance on “Mike and Mike in the Morning” Friday, Carter said he does not buy the reports of Jones smoking synthetic marijuana. He believes the alleged freakout was caused by PCP.
Those two aren't the same thing. They're not even in the same ballpark. They aren't even in the same league or sport.
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:57 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 1:37 pm
by Malcolm
You mean San Antonio?
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 1:43 pm
by Leisher
Yeah, dumb mistake.
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:20 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:Just more proof that Adam Jones is a moron. If anyone sees his apology let me know.
Apology
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:25 pm
by Malcolm
He deserved a Grammy Award for that.
An Academy award?
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 9:43 pm
by Leisher
Terrible apology. You accuse the man of faking an injury and talk about how he didn't even get hit and that's your apology? You make it more about how you're a "man of your word" and not about how you've been shooting your mouth off incorrectly like a tool?
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 12:45 pm
by Malcolm
St. Louis fans have responded to the move by publicly burning their merchandise and sending bags of shit to Kroenke. The banners are also gone from the Edward Jones dome.
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 12:45 pm
by Malcolm
Aaron Rodgers bitches about random chance.
Clay Matthews need a tampon.
After a double Hail Mary drive by Aaron Rodgers to tie the game, the Packers lost a bizarre coin flip, then watched Larry Fitzgerald dominate his way to 80 yards in three plays for the winning touchdown.
Count Clay Matthews among the many who think Rodgers should have gotten a chance to match Fitzgerald.
"Let's go college rules. Just put us on the 25 or whatever it is and let us go at it,"
If your defense hadn't let up a 75-yard score followed by a TD to the same receiver, maybe your offense would've gotten a chance. Try not sucking so hard next time, Clay.
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 1:08 pm
by Malcolm
Stewart: more yards in one run than AP had all game.
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 1:55 pm
by Malcolm
Last sack on Wilson was brutal. No one's been blindsided that bad since G's MiL moved in.
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 7:52 pm
by Leisher
Oh well. I wasn't looking forward to getting blown out by New England anyway. Go Denver!
This game was lost when a former Buckeye made a former Wolverine fumble. Figures.
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 2:32 pm
by Malcolm
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 2:43 pm
by Leisher
The Eagles and Titans made terrible hires.
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 10:21 am
by Malcolm
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 12:51 pm
by Leisher
As the article suggests, it's more posturing than anything else.
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:13 pm
by Malcolm
Ex-Steeler would avoid football given another shot.
"If I could go back, I wouldn't," he said to the Post-Gazette. "I would play baseball. I got drafted by the Cubs in the 14th round, but I didn't play baseball because of my parents. They made me go to school. Don't get me wrong, I love the game of football. But right now, I could still be playing baseball."
Randle El says he has mental limitations to go with his physical issues.
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 10:28 am
by Malcolm
Tipsy McStagger applies for reinstatement.
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:49 pm
by Malcolm
Jawing prior to Denver-NE game.
When asked if Brady is a crybaby, Smith replied: "That would be an accurate statement. I've never seen any quarterback look to the referee right after he gets sacked more than Brady," the defensive lineman said, per the Colorado Springs Gazette. "Every time he gets sacked he looks at the ref like, 'You see him sack me? Was that supposed to happen? He did it a little hard. Please throw a 15-yard penalty on him. Get him fined.'"
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things were relatively quiet out of New England until Gronkowski provided his take on social media: Heard their whole team is good at giving low blows
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 5:25 pm
by Malcolm
Peyton Manning in an interview:
...Tom Brady, he plays the position the way it ought to be played.
Hmm, maybe he is a HGH juicer.
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