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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 7:30 pm
by Malcolm
YES YES YES YES FUCKING YES. Nice tackle. Hawks get the ball with a minute left.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TOUCH FUCKING DOWN! Champions, bitches. Fucking revenge for last year's loss to boot.

HOMEY CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
QB Russell Wilson, Sea QB 23.5
RB Ryan Mathews, Phi RB 7.8
RB James White, NE RB 9.2
WR Antonio Brown, Pit WR 6.1
WR Doug Baldwin, Sea WR 17.8
TE Gary Barnidge, Cle TE 4.7
FLEX Jordan Reed, Wsh TE 24.9
D/ST Lions D/ST D/ST 6
K Cairo Santos, KC K 6

106

The Lurkers
QB Cam Newton, Car QB 14.3
RB Tim Hightower, NO RB 28.9
RB Denard Robinson, Jax RB 7.1
WR Julio Jones, Atl WR 23.8
WR DeAndre Hopkins, Hou WR 17.7
TE Benjamin Watson, NO TE 0.5
FLEX Martavis Bryant, Pit WR 1
D/ST Chiefs D/ST D/ST 6
K Mason Crosby, GB K 0

99.3

He had a bench full of injured players ... except for Cousins.




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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 9:57 pm
by TheCatt
Go Vikings, but win next week too, eh?



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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 11:58 pm
by Malcolm
Shit man, did you see the Packers today? I almost think it'll be an even fight.

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 8:51 am
by TheCatt
Malcolm wrote:Shit man, did you see the Packers today? I almost think it'll be an even fight.
Well, GB will be at home, and Minnesota outdoors, so I'm not expecting the same result.

But I'm cheering for the Vikings, I'd much rather have the Packers at FedEx than the Vikings.

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:07 am
by Malcolm
TheCatt wrote:
Malcolm wrote:Shit man, did you see the Packers today? I almost think it'll be an even fight.
Well, GB will be at home, and Minnesota outdoors, so I'm not expecting the same result.

But I'm cheering for the Vikings, I'd much rather have the Packers at FedEx than the Vikings.
Vikes have been playing outdoors all season.

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 11:37 am
by TheCatt
Wait, wut? What happened to their dome?

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 11:50 am
by Malcolm
TheCatt wrote:Wait, wut? What happened to their dome?

The Metrodome has been a pile of rubble for some time. The 2014-15 seasons have been played at Screw U of M TCF Bank Stadium. When US Bank Stadium, aka the Birdkiller, is open next year, they'll be back inside.




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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 4:02 pm
by Malcolm
The Dolphins -- the model team for "together on the same page."

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:41 pm
by Leisher

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 1:09 am
by Malcolm
Hah. So must for upping his stock for a trade.

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 7:26 pm
by Leisher
The Eagles just fired Chip Kelly.

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 7:44 pm
by TheCatt
TheCatt wrote:No doubt the Redskins could still blow it, but... when does Chip Kelley get fired?
At least we got that answered.

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 8:33 pm
by Malcolm

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 9:46 pm
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote:The Eagles just fired Chip Kelly.
It's worth wondering if other NFL teams will have interest. The Cleveland Browns hoped to hire Kelly three years ago, and could be looking for a new coach soon.

Chip Kelly and Johnny Alcohol. Yeah, I could see that. Shit, go hire Ray Rice back and you'll have the makings of an exceptional team.

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 11:13 am
by TheCatt
TheCatt wrote:
TheCatt wrote:I drafted this guy in my keeper league just cuz of stuff like this. Sure, he may even get cut, but I love the guy.

Image
And... cut
HE'S BACK!

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 12:51 pm
by Malcolm
If he can stop fucking up on special teams, they might keep him as a specialist back. If he can stop dropping things, he could earn third-downer status.



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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 1:10 pm
by Malcolm
Old Man Smith back for 2016.

Johnny Drinkiel has a "concussion." The kind you get from pissing off your coach for the umpteenth time.

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 1:17 pm
by Troy
I don't feel like doing Python tutorials yet today, so I'm sending tweets to all my FF players. Love those dudes and my first (12 man) championship.



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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:10 am
by Malcolm
OBJ's ego speaks.
"I wasn't controlling myself and I ended up hurting my team. It's poor sportsmanship and not something you want to put on film. Everything is under your control and ultimately it's up to you. You can't do that type of stuff."
...
"I don't think anything's going to change except learning from this experience," Beckham said Wednesday, via ESPN.com. "I don't think I'm going to play with any less intensity. I don't think I'm going to play with any less emotion."

So ... you haven't learned anything?

See, I never just did things just to do them, c'mon I mean, what I'm gonna do just all of the sudden just jump up and grind my feet in somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on, I got a little more sense than that. ...Yeah, I remember grinding my feet into Eddie's couch.

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:57 pm
by Leisher
Belichick defends Kelly.

You know, he has a point. Firing a coach after a year or two is really stupid and proves the problem is more upstairs than down. Granted there are a lot of times when you just know, but I don't think this is one of those moments. I think Lurie put too much stock in what the media said as opposed to his coach.