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YES YES YES YES FUCKING YES. Nice tackle. Hawks get the ball with a minute left.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TOUCH FUCKING DOWN! Champions, bitches. Fucking revenge for last year's loss to boot.

HOMEY CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
QB Russell Wilson, Sea QB 23.5
RB Ryan Mathews, Phi RB 7.8
RB James White, NE RB 9.2
WR Antonio Brown, Pit WR 6.1
WR Doug Baldwin, Sea WR 17.8
TE Gary Barnidge, Cle TE 4.7
FLEX Jordan Reed, Wsh TE 24.9
D/ST Lions D/ST D/ST 6
K Cairo Santos, KC K 6

106

The Lurkers
QB Cam Newton, Car QB 14.3
RB Tim Hightower, NO RB 28.9
RB Denard Robinson, Jax RB 7.1
WR Julio Jones, Atl WR 23.8
WR DeAndre Hopkins, Hou WR 17.7
TE Benjamin Watson, NO TE 0.5
FLEX Martavis Bryant, Pit WR 1
D/ST Chiefs D/ST D/ST 6
K Mason Crosby, GB K 0

99.3

He had a bench full of injured players ... except for Cousins.




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Go Vikings, but win next week too, eh?



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Shit man, did you see the Packers today? I almost think it'll be an even fight.
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Malcolm wrote:Shit man, did you see the Packers today? I almost think it'll be an even fight.
Well, GB will be at home, and Minnesota outdoors, so I'm not expecting the same result.

But I'm cheering for the Vikings, I'd much rather have the Packers at FedEx than the Vikings.
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TheCatt wrote:
Malcolm wrote:Shit man, did you see the Packers today? I almost think it'll be an even fight.
Well, GB will be at home, and Minnesota outdoors, so I'm not expecting the same result.

But I'm cheering for the Vikings, I'd much rather have the Packers at FedEx than the Vikings.
Vikes have been playing outdoors all season.
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Wait, wut? What happened to their dome?
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TheCatt wrote:Wait, wut? What happened to their dome?

The Metrodome has been a pile of rubble for some time. The 2014-15 seasons have been played at Screw U of M TCF Bank Stadium. When US Bank Stadium, aka the Birdkiller, is open next year, they'll be back inside.




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The Dolphins -- the model team for "together on the same page."
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Hah. So must for upping his stock for a trade.
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The Eagles just fired Chip Kelly.
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TheCatt wrote:No doubt the Redskins could still blow it, but... when does Chip Kelley get fired?
At least we got that answered.
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Leisher wrote:The Eagles just fired Chip Kelly.
It's worth wondering if other NFL teams will have interest. The Cleveland Browns hoped to hire Kelly three years ago, and could be looking for a new coach soon.

Chip Kelly and Johnny Alcohol. Yeah, I could see that. Shit, go hire Ray Rice back and you'll have the makings of an exceptional team.
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TheCatt wrote:I drafted this guy in my keeper league just cuz of stuff like this. Sure, he may even get cut, but I love the guy.

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And... cut
HE'S BACK!
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If he can stop fucking up on special teams, they might keep him as a specialist back. If he can stop dropping things, he could earn third-downer status.



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Old Man Smith back for 2016.

Johnny Drinkiel has a "concussion." The kind you get from pissing off your coach for the umpteenth time.
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I don't feel like doing Python tutorials yet today, so I'm sending tweets to all my FF players. Love those dudes and my first (12 man) championship.



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OBJ's ego speaks.
"I wasn't controlling myself and I ended up hurting my team. It's poor sportsmanship and not something you want to put on film. Everything is under your control and ultimately it's up to you. You can't do that type of stuff."
...
"I don't think anything's going to change except learning from this experience," Beckham said Wednesday, via ESPN.com. "I don't think I'm going to play with any less intensity. I don't think I'm going to play with any less emotion."

So ... you haven't learned anything?

See, I never just did things just to do them, c'mon I mean, what I'm gonna do just all of the sudden just jump up and grind my feet in somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on, I got a little more sense than that. ...Yeah, I remember grinding my feet into Eddie's couch.
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Belichick defends Kelly.

You know, he has a point. Firing a coach after a year or two is really stupid and proves the problem is more upstairs than down. Granted there are a lot of times when you just know, but I don't think this is one of those moments. I think Lurie put too much stock in what the media said as opposed to his coach.
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