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Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 2:22 pm
by Leisher
Watch as I prove I'm immortal!

...aaaaaand he's dead.

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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:09 am
by TheCatt
Instagram star publishes cookbook that might kill you
Experts interviewed by BuzzFeed News expressed concern over recipes in Holmgren's book that instructed readers to consume raw morel mushrooms, elderberries, and unleached acorns.
More info on morels: https://untamedfeast.com/morel-mushrooms/

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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:57 pm
by Leisher

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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:49 pm
by Cakedaddy
My son's elementary math teacher had T-Shirts made for all the kids in his class for some school program. The T-Shirt stated they were members of the class of 20010.

And yes, the kids still wore them for the program.

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:21 am
by Leisher

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:29 pm
by Vince
American Couple Believing 'Evil Is A Make-Believe Concept' Bike Through Territory Near Afghan Border. ISIS Stabs Them To Death.

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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:15 pm
by TheCatt
Most people are good, but it only takes 1 bad one to kill you.

At least they had 369 good days before that one. :(

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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:52 pm
by GORDON
Actually, according to the article, looks like it.took a truck load of men with bats, to kill them.

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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:54 pm
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote: Actually, according to the article, looks like it.took a truck load of men with bats, to kill them.
I bet one could have done it.

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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:22 pm
by GORDON
Nah, the group could have reasoned, understood, and loved just a single crazy person, and changed him/her.

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:59 pm
by Leisher

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:39 pm
by Leisher

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:35 pm
by Leisher
Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure putting two in the back ofthis guy's skull would be a win for humanity.

I just don't think that, as a species, we need you if stuff like this seems like a good choice.

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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:59 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure putting two in the back ofthis guy's skull would be a win for humanity.

I just don't think that, as a species, we need you if stuff like this seems like a good choice.
On the one hand: better than raping a living person. On the other hand.. eeww, god, ewwww

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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:17 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: On the one hand: better than raping a living person.
If you're willing to fuck a corpse, I cannot imagine you have moral barriers preventing you from harming the living.

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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2018 3:24 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:
TheCatt wrote: On the one hand: better than raping a living person.
If you're willing to fuck a corpse, I cannot imagine you have moral barriers preventing you from harming the living.
But maybe the... competency/planning/whateverelse skills?

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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2018 11:37 am
by TheCatt
Couple tries for 4 years to have conceive a child, and fail, because they were having anal sex the whole time.

It's from China, so I'm skeptical, but whatevs.

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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 2:40 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: Couple tries for 4 years to have conceive a child, and fail, because they were having anal sex the whole time.
I believe it because I want to think Mother Nature is trying her best to keep morons from breeding.

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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:30 pm
by Leisher
37 people died of the measles in Europe.

That number used to be zero.

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:59 pm
by TheCatt
Well, not the champion, but still a moron. Guy went on dates, ordered a ton of food, then ran.