Hey let's talk about how gay people act

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:02 pm

I can't believe I actually understood that.

Post by **thibodeaux** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:45 pm

these people act to goddamn gay I want to puke

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:08 pm

Crawfish are fucking awesome.

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:18 pm

thibodeaux wrote:these people act to goddamn gay I want to puke

They were awful shy about sucking the heads for being gay.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:51 pm

That's called being coy.

Post by **Leisher** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:27 pm

They can't be straight friends because over 3 days none of them have publicly bragged about banging some hot bitch they picked up at the bar.

Straight people = atheists?

This is Daredevil we are talking about, right? The only superhero that might be even less manly than Aquaman?

How is Daredevil not manly? He's a poor man's Batman. No powers that make him strong or tough. He's blind. He's a ninja. He's broke.

Also, unless you read the first 5 issues of Geoff Johns' Aquaman, you cannot talk about him being anything but manly.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:54 pm

Also, unless you read the first 5 issues of Geoff Johns' Aquaman, you cannot talk about him being anything but manly.

Post by **TPRJones** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 12:03 am

Leisher wrote:How is Daredevil not manly? He's a poor man's Batman. No powers that make him strong or tough. He's blind. He's a ninja. He's broke.

Ben Affleck.

Apparently Batman will also be a gay character soon.

Post by **TPRJones** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 12:05 am

Leisher wrote:
They can't be straight friends because over 3 days none of them have publicly bragged about banging some hot bitch they picked up at the bar.

Straight people = atheists?

I'm afraid you've lost me.

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Post by **Vince** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 3:16 am

TPRJones wrote:
Leisher wrote:How is Daredevil not manly? He's a poor man's Batman. No powers that make him strong or tough. He's blind. He's a ninja. He's broke.
Ben Affleck.

Apparently Batman will also be a gay character soon.

I can totally see that point.

Post by **GORDON** » Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:34 am

TPRJones wrote:
Leisher wrote:How is Daredevil not manly? He's a poor man's Batman. No powers that make him strong or tough. He's blind. He's a ninja. He's broke.

Ben Affleck.

As I said, I didn't like the Affeck movie at all, and I am loving this show.

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Post by **GORDON** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:57 am

Getting back to the original derail, Fisk's assistant might be gay. Sometimes I feel the love when he gazes at Winston.

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:05 pm

TPRJones wrote:
Leisher wrote:
They can't be straight friends because over 3 days none of them have publicly bragged about banging some hot bitch they picked up at the bar.
Straight people = atheists?
I'm afraid you've lost me.

Sorry, lost track of this thread.

I was making a joke about the joke that goes something like: "How do you know if you know an atheist? They'll tell you."

Onto the show, once you watch it, you'll regret comparing it to the movie.

Getting back to the original derail, Fisk's assistant might be gay. Sometimes I feel the love when he gazes at Winston.

I had a similar thought, but is it love or a belief in what Fisk is doing? He's an awesome character.

Post by **TPRJones** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 1:17 pm

I was making a joke about the joke that goes something like: "How do you know if you know an atheist? They'll tell you."

Haven't heard that one. Sounds a lot like the one that goes "How do you know if you know a Christian? Because they won't stop praying for your soul and telling you you are going to hell for not being a Christian."

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Post by **Leisher** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 1:44 pm

TPRJones wrote:
I was making a joke about the joke that goes something like: "How do you know if you know an atheist? They'll tell you."
Haven't heard that one. Sounds a lot like the one that goes "How do you know if you know a Christian? Because they won't stop praying for your soul and telling you you are going to hell for not being a Christian."

I see both jokes in action daily.

I've got an uncle who became a huge Jesus freak out of nowhere and started posting all this Jesus stuff on FB. Meanwhile, his brother decided that was the time to express his atheism to the world.

Fucking comedy gold.

They've gone back and forth multiple times. In the end, the Jesus freak has quieted down, but the atheist uncle still posts multiple times daily about his belief.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:03 pm

I heard it as, "How can you tell there's a pilot at your party?"

Post by **Vince** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:13 pm

Leisher wrote:I've got an uncle who became a huge Jesus freak out of nowhere and started posting all this Jesus stuff on FB.

I've often thought the newly converted do more harm than good. Needs to be like an AA meeting where they tell the newcomer, "I think today you should just listen".

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:13 pm

"If someone's a vegan and does crossfit.... Which do they tell you about first?"

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:49 pm

How about the marathon runners with all those stickers on their cars?

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu May 07, 2015 4:44 pm

Facts!

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