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Is fried chicken "fast food?"

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2022 5:23 pm
by GORDON
Correct. I dont want to eat cooked poop. No matter what you say, I won't want to, copraphiliac.

Is fried chicken "fast food?"

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2022 5:57 pm
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 5:23 pm Correct. I dont want to eat cooked poop. No matter what you say, I won't want to, copraphiliac.
You can't wash it all away anyway, so you're still eating poop

Is fried chicken "fast food?"

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2022 7:44 pm
by GORDON
False. I get all the poop. I add it to yours since you love to eat it.

Is fried chicken "fast food?"

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2022 7:51 pm
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote: Tue Apr 05, 2022 7:44 pm False. I get all the poop. I add it to yours since you love to eat it.
Whatever, poop-breather.

Is fried chicken "fast food?"

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2022 9:03 pm
by GORDON
I was just in the kitchen rinsing off eggs out of the henhouse, as I've done several times a week for the last 5 years. They often come in with chicken-poop-footprints, sometimes crusted with stuff from a broken egg, feathers stuck to them, teeming with salmonella. And I chuckled at an FDA warning about rinsing a turkey carcass. YOU'RE WEAPONIZING THE CHICKEN POOP INTO AN AERESOL! Heh.

Clorox wipes are your friend. I'd straight-up challenge any of y'all to an inoculation wand/petri dish test, kitchen a kitchen.