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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:02 pm
by TPRJones
The guys in Clevland and DC should get together and rename both teams at the same time. To the Clevland Redskins and the Washington Indians. Just to be dicks about it.
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:14 pm
by Malcolm
I dare the Indians to rename the mascot Chief Casino.
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:40 pm
by Leisher
TPRJones wrote:The guys in Clevland and DC should get together and rename both teams at the same time. To the Clevland Redskins and the Washington Indians. Just to be dicks about it.
That would be the greatest thing ever.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:57 am
by Leisher
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:27 am
by TheCatt
Baseball: The sport so boring, people have to make shit up for it to be interesting.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:10 pm
by Malcolm
TheCatt wrote:Baseball: The sport so boring, people have to make shit up for it to be interesting.
The local TV stations replay the games here in a condensed format. They only show the bits of the game where shit happens. Takes 90 minutes with commercials.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:27 pm
by TheCatt
Malcolm wrote:TheCatt wrote:Baseball: The sport so boring, people have to make shit up for it to be interesting.
The local TV stations replay the games here in a condensed format. They only show the bits of the game where shit happens. Takes 90 minutes with commercials.
Bullshit. Should take about 4 minutes.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 12:50 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote:Malcolm wrote:TheCatt wrote:Baseball: The sport so boring, people have to make shit up for it to be interesting.
The local TV stations replay the games here in a condensed format. They only show the bits of the game where shit happens. Takes 90 minutes with commercials.
Bullshit. Should take about 4 minutes.
True story.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:59 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:28 am
by Leisher
Pitcher deals with heckler.
There's no comeback for that.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:08 pm
by Malcolm
Theory inspired by my research of the Cleveland Indians for refuting Stranger's bullshit "Indians > Twins" argument...
Years the Indians have won the world series: 1948, 1920. Hypothesis: Cleveland can only win the World Series within 1-5 years of a World War ending.
Edited By Malcolm on 1406686124
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:59 pm
by Leisher
Hypothesis: Cleveland can only win the World Series within 1-5 years of a World War ending.
I guarantee you that we can find Cleveland fans willing to start a World War just to test that theory.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:24 am
by Leisher
Speaking of the Indians...
Holy shit that's hilarious! I want one.
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:47 am
by Leisher
Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 2:29 pm
by Malcolm
Rain delay? That'll be half a mil.
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:56 am
by Leisher
Phillies fans mock the throwing stance of Braves pitcher.
Hilarious.
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:13 pm
by Malcolm
Teams with a shot at postseason with their payroll ranking (out of 30):
Baltimore : 15th ... $107,406,623
Detroit : 5th ... $162,228,527
KC : 19th ... $92,034,345
LA Angels : 6th ... $155,692,000
Oakland : 25th ... $83,401,400
Washington : 9th ... $134,704,437
St. Louis : 13th ... $111,020,360
Pittsburgh : 27th ... $78,111,667 (teams 28-30 finished in second to last in their divs)
LA Dodgers : 1st ... $235,295,219
San Fran : 7th ... $154,185,878
Of the top ten for payroll, fully half missed the postseason. On the flip side, there are only 3 teams from the bottom 50%.
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:13 pm
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote:Phillies fans mock the throwing stance of Braves pitcher.
Hilarious.
3. Philadelphia Phillies $180,052,723
Enjoy your bloated salaries.
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:20 pm
by GORDON
TheCatt wrote:Baseball: The sport so boring, people have to make shit up for it to be interesting.
Of all sports, baseball is the one I would be most likely to pause on while channel surfing.
I used to love playing in little league. Even won a game against an undefeated team once while I was up to bat.
...
Hockey would be a close second, but I could never, ever figure out the offsides rule.
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:23 pm
by Malcolm
Hockey would be a close second, but I could never, ever figure out the offsides rule.
You're shitting me.