Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Lack of cratering and crushed ship suggests to me that it made a somewhat-controlled atmospheric entry.
I am imagining Master Jedi Luke Skywalker pulling it out of orbit with the fucking Force while the guys on the bridge are slamming it into full reverse saying fuck fuck fuck Fuck Fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
And the problem is, whatever reasoning there is for it in the movie wont be that awesome.
I am imagining Master Jedi Luke Skywalker pulling it out of orbit with the fucking Force while the guys on the bridge are slamming it into full reverse saying fuck fuck fuck Fuck Fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
And the problem is, whatever reasoning there is for it in the movie wont be that awesome.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Disney stock value has gone up $2 Billion since the trailer was released.
http://www.itv.com/news....trailer
No pressure, JJ.
http://www.itv.com/news....trailer
No pressure, JJ.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Not sure if this has been covered here, but this might be a spoiler.
You have to admit, it'd be the right move.
You have to admit, it'd be the right move.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
It wasn't the sarlaac. It was some other dude the sarlaac had eaten aeons ago trying to fuck with Fett. Didn't end well for him.Troy wrote:I remember reading the short stories where he lived, and like mentally communicated with the sarlacc, and I think the sarlacc digested most of his armor or something along those lines.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
That would be a hard sell. Not the bringing him back, because the fans like him... l but doing it in a way that doesn't make it look like a joke.Leisher wrote:Not sure if this has been covered here, but this might be a spoiler.
You have to admit, it'd be the right move.
I think people are trying too hard to read stuff into things and find "clues" and generally overthinking stuff. They may be right, but I've given up on giving most movie makers that much credit.
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
I think the spoiler is pretty obvious now, so I will openly discuss the possibility here.
Isn't he a clone or the original for the clones? Or is he the son of the guy...that sounds more familiar... Was that Lucas or Zahn canon? Point being, they could do a clone scenario to get him out. I hope they don't though as that'd be cheap and stupid.
I would prefer they do something like: He was in the Sarlaac pit, but as it keeps folks alive to slowly digest them, its fluids actually have some regenerative properties to them. So due to those fluids combined with his armor, he was able to stay alive. Meanwhile, the fluids' properties kept him from aging, like Han in the Carbonite. He eventually figured a way out and now is hell bent on getting revenge on Solo.
Isn't he a clone or the original for the clones? Or is he the son of the guy...that sounds more familiar... Was that Lucas or Zahn canon? Point being, they could do a clone scenario to get him out. I hope they don't though as that'd be cheap and stupid.
I would prefer they do something like: He was in the Sarlaac pit, but as it keeps folks alive to slowly digest them, its fluids actually have some regenerative properties to them. So due to those fluids combined with his armor, he was able to stay alive. Meanwhile, the fluids' properties kept him from aging, like Han in the Carbonite. He eventually figured a way out and now is hell bent on getting revenge on Solo.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
He was an unmodified clone of the original bounty hunter donor for the clone project. Janga Fett or something like that. Boba was unmodified so he would age normally (the clone soldiers grew up at an accelerated speed to be ready for battle) and was raised as Janga's son.
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
Bah, too much exposition.
So credit Stephen King as a writer.

He's getting a solo film. No reason it can't be covered in that.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
I just linked the trailer for Star Wars Battlefront, a new game, and it looks awesome.
Pay close attention to around the 2:12 mark... It's relevant.
Pay close attention to around the 2:12 mark... It's relevant.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
When I watch the trailer and see Han Solo I get that feeling like coming home after being away for a very long time, so long you had even forgotten what home was like.
I have 100% bought into the hype. I am ready for more Star Wars.
I have 100% bought into the hype. I am ready for more Star Wars.
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