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Posted: **Sun Nov 01, 2015 6:46 pm**

You punks are lightweights in losing.

I just brought back Steve Smith and now he's out for the year, and Drew Brees was on my bench this week. The fucker couldn't score 20 points this year and then goes off for 60+. 3 out of the last 4 weeks I've had bench players go apeshit on my bench. That other week? Jarvis Landry, whom I cut two weeks earlier, started for my opponent and went off for 24. That's pretty much the point total he scored for me in the 5 weeks or so I had him.

This is my worst year ever.

Posted: **Sun Nov 01, 2015 8:07 pm**

Leisher wrote:You punks are lightweights in losing.

I just brought back Steve Smith and now he's out for the year...

Heh. I got Steve in the catt league. My top player this week was the STL D with a cool 12 points.

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Posted: **Mon Nov 02, 2015 9:04 am**

I'm having my worst year ever, and my Steelers are having a bad year too.

Posted: **Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:14 am**

I think my best team is 4-4 after this week. But I'm still alive in survivor pool.

Posted: **Mon Nov 02, 2015 4:04 pm**

AFC South sucks harder than any other div. Hard to argue.

Posted: **Mon Nov 02, 2015 11:04 pm**

I like how I stage a comeback in the catt league with Newton and Olsen leading the way, only for the Colts to lay down like fucking dogs and not put up a fight right before I suck.

EDIT: Goddamnit, and they score a TD with like seven minutes left. Maybe enough time for one more Cam-Olsen hookup...

In other news, Kaep joins the Boyziel club on the pine.

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Posted: **Mon Nov 02, 2015 11:44 pm**

Fuckasaurus rex, Josh Norman is impressive.

EDIT: Further fuck. Had I played Old Man Steve Smith instead of John Brown, I'd be winning the catt league.

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Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 12:18 am**

Andrew Luck needs to beg Jim Harbaugh to come coach him back to respectability.

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 9:59 am**

Malcolm wrote:Fuckasaurus rex, Josh Norman is impressive.

Before the game, I was losing by about 20 in one league.

It's a league with individual D players. I had, 1 WR, 1 K, 1 DB (Norman), and 1 LB last night.

The WR (Ginn) got 6. The DB got 6. The LB got 8. The K? Vinatieri for 19.

Norman was pretty amazing to have the first 4 games, but has slowed down as people have been avoiding him.

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 11:37 am**

Whisenhunt fired.

I remember how pissed he was when the Steelers hired Tomlin instead of him. Dude probably about lost his mind when Tomlin beat him in the Super Bowl.

He's a good coordinator, but not a great head coach.

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 1:27 pm**

Vernon Davis got traded to Denver. The 49ers pick up Pierre Thomas. Cowboys cut Joseph Randle.

Posted: **Tue Nov 03, 2015 3:42 pm**

Leisher wrote:Whisenhunt fired.

I remember how pissed he was when the Steelers hired Tomlin instead of him. Dude probably about lost his mind when Tomlin beat him in the Super Bowl.

He's a good coordinator, but not a great head coach.

Leinart reacts.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:52 am**

The Ravens add another member to their "We're Fucked 2015" tour.

The Bears lose their best player to injury, maybe for a bit.

Indy o-coordinator runs out of luck and Luck.

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Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:06 pm**

Cleveland plans for disappointment, which is par for the course around there...

I take it back. Gary Barnidge has been the most consistent fantasy player I got this year.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:13 pm**

Some dude in the cash league throws up a post on the board, "Desperate for a running back." I've learned that one must corner the market in startable RBs if one wants trade fodder. I tend to waste a lot of draft and waiver picks on RBs. Dealing Lamar Miller for Jimmy Graham and James Jones (not you, TPR, the black one). Problem is I already have two top ten TEs. Planning to flip Jimmy for a WR counterpart to Downtown Tony Brown. Leaves me with Forsett on bye, with Ivory and Ryan Mathews maybe out with injury.

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2015 2:08 pm**

Lions fire GM and team prez.

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:12 pm**

Caldwell will probably follow them out the door after the season. Rightfully so. The guy has a losing record in seasons where his QB isn't named Peyton Manning.

I'll be curious to see if the Browns make any changes this offseason.

Stranger, would you weep if they gave Farmer his walking papers? I mean, the guy just sucks at finding talent. Lombardi might have been an asshole, but he knew talent.

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:29 pm**

Patriots cheating during the coin toss too.

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:37 pm**

Leisher wrote:Patriots cheating during the coin toss too.

I assume that's facetious. I mean, I'd like to find out they were putting in loaded or double-sided coins, but I doubt it.

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:44 pm**

Johnny Shitfuck needs to get benched. He makes letting Weeden go look like a bad move. Cincy's best defense is Cleveland's offense. How do you shut down the NFL's #2 tight end? Have the NFL's #96 QB throw to him. Hey Stranger, I bet the Browns can get the other McCown from Saints on the cheap. They'd probably accept Boyziel and ... I dunno, it's New Orleans, so maybe hookers or Voodoo dolls. Shame, too, because Frisco would've traded Gabbert for a handjob a month ago.

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