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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 2:22 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:Chaos in Houston.
How to win 101: Your GM shouldn't be overruling your head coach.
Ryan Mallett has become a cancer on that team and O'Brien is right to want to send him packing. The fact that the GM overruled him speaks volumes about why the Texans suck.
Mallet gone
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 2:33 pm
by Malcolm
Who's desperate enough to take a flyer on him?
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 2:46 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 3:10 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 3:40 pm
by Malcolm
Pictured: Jerry Jones
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 10:39 pm
by Malcolm
Problem, good kind:
Jordan Reed's on bye and the position of tight end has produced a Brown #2 in a positive sense, Gary Barnidge, who went over the century mark against the Rams. Trying to decide whether or not he's worth playing versus Arizona, who've been brutal on TEs this year. They've only let up 50 or more yards twice this season, although once was last week to goddamn Baltimore's answer to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, so maybe it's time to roll the dice. Otherwise, I have to hope Austin Sefarian-Jenkins drinks some of Wolverine's blood or something because I don't see any other way he'll heal up this week.
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:50 am
by Leisher
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:27 am
by Malcolm
87. @Pittsburgh, 2001 Week 17, 28-7. All of Pittsburgh’s skill players on offense rest, and they still put up 28 points on the Browns. Also, I used to think that Maddox (the Internet guy) was Tommy Maddox.
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78. Detroit, 2005 Week 7, 13-10. Jeff Garcia, the Browns starter the previous year, leads a comeback by Detroit against the Browns in the second half, and gloats about it in the press conference afterward. Because even Detroit looks down on the Browns.
Hah.
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:58 am
by Stranger
What an epic list of losses.
By the way I was at that #78 game.. Afterwards I got into one of the biggest fights of my life with my then crazy ass girlfriend (Leisher knows who I'm talking about). It ended up with her jumping out of the car just before getting on the expressway and her jumping into some other random old man's car. After driving her halfway home he calls me and tells me I need to get this crazy bitch off his hands!
The things the Cleveland Browns drive people to do...
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:27 am
by Leisher
That bitch was cray-cray.
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 12:21 pm
by Malcolm
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:54 pm
by Malcolm
Miami played one of the worst halves of football I've seen this season. The British didn't fuck up Dunkirk that badly.
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 9:07 am
by Leisher
Robert Kraft is an asshole.
I'm sure all the other owners really enjoy watching this asshole get away with cheating and talk shit about it.
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2015 10:40 am
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote:Robert Kraft is an asshole.
I'm sure all the other owners really enjoy watching this asshole get away with cheating and talk shit about it.
It means they can do the same thing and he'll have to have their backs. So, yeah, I imagine they really do enjoy it.
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2015 9:17 am
by TheCatt
TheCatt wrote:I drafted this guy in my keeper league just cuz of stuff like this. Sure, he may even get cut, but I love the guy.
And... cut
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:30 pm
by TheCatt
I'm in an elimination league.
My gut said Vikings.
My brain said Rams, cuz the Vikings are playing outdoors.
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2015 3:41 pm
by Malcolm
Got no idea how the Vikes are losing to the Bears. They were doing so damn well. Rams are always brutal against SF. Them the the 'Hawks.
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2015 3:59 pm
by Malcolm
Probably totally fucked in both leagues. Might pull out the cash league if Fityz and Ivory have big games. Fucking Eli.
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2015 5:25 pm
by TheCatt
I was all excited about Palmer's 32 until I saw Eli's 40 on my bench.
Also left Texans' D on my bench.
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2015 5:46 pm
by Malcolm
Steve Smith is done as are my fantasy teams because fucking FITZPATRICK got injured in the first quarter.
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