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Leisher wrote:Chaos in Houston.

How to win 101: Your GM shouldn't be overruling your head coach.

Ryan Mallett has become a cancer on that team and O'Brien is right to want to send him packing. The fact that the GM overruled him speaks volumes about why the Texans suck.
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Who's desperate enough to take a flyer on him?
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
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Pictured: Jerry Jones
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Problem, good kind:

Jordan Reed's on bye and the position of tight end has produced a Brown #2 in a positive sense, Gary Barnidge, who went over the century mark against the Rams. Trying to decide whether or not he's worth playing versus Arizona, who've been brutal on TEs this year. They've only let up 50 or more yards twice this season, although once was last week to goddamn Baltimore's answer to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, so maybe it's time to roll the dice. Otherwise, I have to hope Austin Sefarian-Jenkins drinks some of Wolverine's blood or something because I don't see any other way he'll heal up this week.




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87. @Pittsburgh, 2001 Week 17, 28-7. All of Pittsburgh’s skill players on offense rest, and they still put up 28 points on the Browns. Also, I used to think that Maddox (the Internet guy) was Tommy Maddox.
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78. Detroit, 2005 Week 7, 13-10. Jeff Garcia, the Browns starter the previous year, leads a comeback by Detroit against the Browns in the second half, and gloats about it in the press conference afterward. Because even Detroit looks down on the Browns.

Hah.
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What an epic list of losses.

By the way I was at that #78 game.. Afterwards I got into one of the biggest fights of my life with my then crazy ass girlfriend (Leisher knows who I'm talking about). It ended up with her jumping out of the car just before getting on the expressway and her jumping into some other random old man's car. After driving her halfway home he calls me and tells me I need to get this crazy bitch off his hands!

The things the Cleveland Browns drive people to do...
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That bitch was cray-cray.
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Joseph Randle suspended.
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Miami played one of the worst halves of football I've seen this season. The British didn't fuck up Dunkirk that badly.
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Robert Kraft is an asshole.

I'm sure all the other owners really enjoy watching this asshole get away with cheating and talk shit about it.
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Leisher wrote:Robert Kraft is an asshole.

I'm sure all the other owners really enjoy watching this asshole get away with cheating and talk shit about it.
It means they can do the same thing and he'll have to have their backs. So, yeah, I imagine they really do enjoy it.
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TheCatt wrote:I drafted this guy in my keeper league just cuz of stuff like this. Sure, he may even get cut, but I love the guy.

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I'm in an elimination league.

My gut said Vikings.

My brain said Rams, cuz the Vikings are playing outdoors.
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Got no idea how the Vikes are losing to the Bears. They were doing so damn well. Rams are always brutal against SF. Them the the 'Hawks.
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Probably totally fucked in both leagues. Might pull out the cash league if Fityz and Ivory have big games. Fucking Eli.
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I was all excited about Palmer's 32 until I saw Eli's 40 on my bench.

Also left Texans' D on my bench.
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Steve Smith is done as are my fantasy teams because fucking FITZPATRICK got injured in the first quarter.



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