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I had to clear up a roster space a few weeks back for some reason and the guy I let go was Jarvis Landry who had a total of 12 points in the 4-5 weeks I started him.

Today my opponent started him and he has 24 points.

I hate fantasy football...
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Leisher wrote:I had to clear up a roster space a few weeks back for some reason and the guy I let go was Jarvis Landry who had a total of 12 points in the 4-5 weeks I started him.

Today my opponent started him and he has 24 points.

I hate fantasy football...
I'm honestly wondering if I want to keep doing it.

I just can't keep track of all the changes. On the other hand, it gives me something to do after week 6 when the Redskins are eliminated from playoff contention.
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I needed a D in one of my fantasy leagues, cuz my D is on bye.

So I picked up the Redskins, since they were playing Tampa. -3 pts.
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Post by Malcolm »

Foster's gone. Hah.

Cash league:
Winning. Lamar Miller bitch-fin-slapped the Texans and I'm riding that. Jordon Reed helped quite a bit after I drunkenly subbed him in both my leagues sometime at 1am this morning. Then there's the Rams D dismantling the Cleveland Laxatives that netted me 21 points.

Catt league:
Predicted to win. Four dudes played so far (including a kicker), all of them with 10 points or more. Opponent has Julio Jones (who was pedestrian today compared to what he could've done), two swings and misses on Crowell and Golden Tate. He needs Baltimore and especially Philly to whup up on someone. As long as John Brown plays and Carolina racks up some points on goddamn Philly (in Carolina), I should be fine.

Hey Stranger, I need McCown to get over that shoulder thing real fucking quick. I can't have Johnny Benchwarmer throwing to Barny now that Reed's on bye next week.




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Miller and Landry blew up for me today. Too bad that's all I had. Might win, might not.
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Miami is feeling awfully good about itself for having beaten two of the worst teams in football. I'll pass judgment next week.
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The Fins have a glass cannon offense. Miller is a 1K yard rusher with pass catching ability. But he gets stuffed like a cheap whore if you stack the box and play D against the run. Tannehill can indeed throw, but he gets flustered, confused, and flushed out so easily. Gregg Jennings, Jordan Cameron, Jarvis Landry, Rishard Matthews -- he's got dudes to throw to. Then there's their defense, which still got rung for 26 by the Texans.

Woohoo, Carolina picks up a fumble and I get another two points.




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I have Carolina's D too. Unfortunately, I also have DeMarco Murray.
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Even my bench is kicking ass this week. Ryan & Rishard Mat(t)hews, Fitz-P, damn Barny put up over 10 points against the Rams, which is about the fourth time in two seasons they let a TE do that.



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Bah, I left Carolina's D on the bench in favor for Steelers. That was dumb.
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Post by Malcolm »

Hah.
Sure, Indy didn't quit. But this game was decided early. Indy was held to 0 -- ZERO -- points in the first half against coordinator Rob Ryan's defense. That's illegal in most states.


Eddie George will be on Broadway. No, really.
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I saw Tom Wopat in the same role.

There's no way Eddie could be worse than Tom.
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I've got Arizona in my survivor pool. But I'm going against Arizona's kicker in my fantasy league.

So, uh, go Cards, but don't kick any FGs.
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Fantasy owners = schizo spectators.
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Post by Malcolm »

John Brown, the other Brown wideout, just guaranteed wins in both my leagues. Still just a game behind you, catt. Fucking Nikki, though.

I'm tied for first in the cash league with two other teams, both in my div naturally. Going to be a brutal run down the stretch. I also noticed the Rams D has a cushy schedule the rest of the way. Means I don't have to stream.
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I like to think I made Cantanzaro(sp) miss that last XP.
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Chaos in Houston.

How to win 101: Your GM shouldn't be overruling your head coach.

Ryan Mallett has become a cancer on that team and O'Brien is right to want to send him packing. The fact that the GM overruled him speaks volumes about why the Texans suck.
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Post by Malcolm »

Where's the open grave for Boyziel?
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Goddell-bot, still a lying sack of shit.
"We're not in favor of legalizing sports gambling," Goodell said. "We think that's a mistake for sports, the integrity of the game is the most important thing. We want to make sure that our game is above any kind of influence. We do not want to participate in that. That's something we've had a longstanding position, we continue to have that."

Dick.
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