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Posted: **Sun Oct 11, 2015 2:23 pm**

NY Giants: a locker room so dirty, it threatens to steal one of their TE's feet.

When does Philly realize Chip fucked up big time and overspent on his RB position? Sproles and Mathews would be doing fine if Demarco took a hike. Ryan seems to be a better pass catcher over there and he's getting more yards per carry by a decent amount.

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Posted: **Sun Oct 11, 2015 4:49 pm**

Martin and Hurns on my bench and my bench is out scoring my starters by a LOT again.

Fuck.

Posted: **Sun Oct 11, 2015 5:00 pm**

My scrubs are incredible. Forsett, barnidge, Martin.

Posted: **Sun Oct 11, 2015 8:08 pm**

Catt league: winning thanks to tyrod Taylor, forsett, muscle hamster, john Brown, and hurns. Up by 40, I got the giants versus bell and Bryant, who may not play.

Cash league: up by 18 because of forsett, john brown, mathews, and barnidge. Special mention to barn as the first Cleveland dude I ever started that didn't suck. Also to the rams who picked Rodgers twice in lambeau and posted 8 instead of shit. I got downtown tony brown going against bell.

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Posted: **Sun Oct 11, 2015 11:19 pm**

Giants may cost me the catt league if bell goes off. 27 points to the second shittiest offense in the NFL.

Posted: **Mon Oct 12, 2015 11:42 am**

Catt's best buddy wants you to know why the Bengals FG went in.

Detroit players slowly, horrifyingly realize ... it's still Detroit. That's Golden Tate criticizing the fans for cheering when Stafford left the game.

While Tate might have never lived this nightmare before, it's become routine in Detroit. The Lions are the last winless team in the NFL for the eighth time, most in NFL history. It's the first time they've started 0-5 since going 0-16 in 2008.

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Posted: **Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:25 pm**

All HAIL THE GREATEST BROWNS QB OF ALL TIME, JOSH MCCOWN!!

1st QB in the history of the NFL to have 450 passing yds, 2 pass TD's a running TD and no interceptions in one game!

WOOO! GOOD TO BE ALIVE!

Posted: **Mon Oct 12, 2015 2:44 pm**

I've never understood the hype around Stafford. I didn't like him in Georgia, and I never liked him in Detroit.

Posted: **Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:03 pm**

All HAIL THE GREATEST BROWNS QB OF ALL TIME, JOSH MCCOWN!!

I was going to say something wise-ass, but that statement is enough.

I've never understood the hype around Stafford. I didn't like him in Georgia, and I never liked him in Detroit.

He's not a dude who'll win games for you. Very much a Flaccid Flacco calibre guy who had the fortune to play in a div with shit defense all around for some time.

Posted: **Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:43 pm**

Brady's trainer/doctor is a total fraud.

On the first occasion, in 2004, Guerrero was part of an infomercial for a product called Supreme Greens, which claimed, among other things, to be able to cure "ailments such as cancer, AIDS, multiple sclerosis, and Parkinson's disease."
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Once the investigation ended, Guerrero signed a settlement with the FTC that included surrendering a $65,000 fine or his Cadillac Escalade, and also "barred him from promoting Supreme Greens or 'any substantially similar product' as an effective treatment, cure, or preventative for cancer, heart disease, diabetes, or any other disease."

By 2014, Boston Magazine reports, Guerrero had another product -- NeuroSafe, marketed as a preventive measure for concussions and sports-related head injuries -- as well as a business partner in Tom Brady. The label on the product stated that it was "Powered by TB12," the limited liability corporation run by Brady, Guerrero and a friend of Robert Kraft's, as well as a lawyer with ties to Patriots and Kraft.

Seems legit.

Posted: **Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:36 pm**

Wow. Why does Pittsburgh need Vick when it has Rivers?

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Posted: **Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:54 pm**

Michael Vick is so bad, Jon Gruden just suggested the Steelers should put in Landry.

I'd rather see Manziel...

Posted: **Mon Oct 12, 2015 11:40 pm**

Won by double digits in catt league, won by 3 in cash. Way too close because Vick hates tony Brown as much as he hates dogs.

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Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2015 9:04 am**

That was a crazy ending last night. When they were driving with little time left I was thinking about that poor rookie kicker and how the Steelers would be on their fifth kicker of the season today if he had missed the tying field goal. Glad it didn't come to that.

How bad are the Chargers?

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2015 10:46 am**

How bad are the Chargers?

I saw almost no Woodhead or Keenan Allen the entire night. I saw less Brown.

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:08 am**

Woodhead had a couple of big screens.

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:23 am**

Yeah, but he's not a TD threat if he's not the man in the red zone anymore. Saw a lot of Melvin down there last night.

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2015 1:35 pm**

Malcolm wrote:NY Giants: a locker room so dirty, it threatens to steal one of their TE's feet.

Maybe only his career.

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2015 3:38 pm**

Jamaal is gone.

Posted: **Tue Oct 13, 2015 4:03 pm**

All my fantasy teams are done.