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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:18 pm
by Troy
Still room on the Panthers bandwagon. Joining the bandwagon automatically makes you our 5th backup receiver, too.

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:26 pm
by TheCatt
Well, I'm still a Panthers fan.

I'm pretty pumped (2 weeks in, right?) that the Skins and Panthers are outperforming expectations.

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:28 pm
by TheCatt
Comedy of errors for the Colts tonight.

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:58 pm
by Malcolm
Still eating enough clock time to completely fuck Ivory and me over.

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:40 pm
by Malcolm

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:15 am
by Malcolm
Malcolm wrote:Still eating enough clock time to completely fuck Ivory and me over.
And fuck Bilal Powell up his carry-stealing asshole.

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 3:52 pm
by Stranger
They clearly must not have the internet in Dallas! Because I can pull up all sorts of Youtube videos of Brandon Weeden sucking.
“This quarterback Weeden can drive the ball down field,” Jones said. “He’s a thing of beauty on throwing a football. His passing motion and his arm, frankly, you won’t see a more gifted passer, power, accuracy, the entire aspect of it.


I think old Jerry is trying to convince himself its not as bad as it really is.

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 3:54 pm
by TheCatt
They say most CEOs/etc are way over-optimistic....

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 4:00 pm
by Malcolm
“This quarterback Weeden can drive the ball down field,”

Weeden could fuck up driving a ball downfield while being chauffeured in a stretch limo.
His passing motion and his arm, frankly, you won’t see a more gifted passer...

Maybe he's thinking of Weeden's more than generous career of passing to the other team. That's an interception, Jerry, you want fewer of them.

Pagano subtly verbally bitchslaps his QB:
Pagano had this to say about Luck and his four turnovers:

"It's not that hard -- it's not trigonometry."

Some, like Gregg Doyel of the Indianapolis Star, wonder if this was direct jab at his quarterback, who had a math-based major at Stanford...

That would be architectural design. Now, had Chuck said, "architectural design" there'd be no question. But when's the last time you heard trig used in this particular saying in place of the old standard "rocket science?"




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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:16 pm
by Malcolm
Jawbreakee loses starting job.

Word is that Dallas picked up Cassel from Buffalo for cheap.

Indy is harmonious as a Bjork jam session.

Lev has to be looking forward to the rams after Matt Jones ran rampant over them.




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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:32 am
by Stranger
Blackhawk down McCown is back..

Its funny because in Cleveland he's now being referred to as "Blackhawk down McCown" because dude went helicopter on the first drive of the year

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I just don't get it. Yeah, maybe he gives Cleveland a better chance to win on Sunday but he's not the future.

We've gotta find out what Johnny has, for better or worse.

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:55 am
by TheCatt
I can't argue with you. It's not like Cleveland's winning the north.

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 11:00 am
by Malcolm
We've gotta find out what Johnny has, for <s>better or</s> worse.

Fixed.

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 11:39 am
by Malcolm
Eagles have the shittiest signals in the NFL.

Jimmy Graham slowly realizing that Russell Wilson isn't the pass-happy QB Brees is.

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 5:22 pm
by Malcolm
Stay classy, Philly.
The Eagles’ veteran safety told reporters Tuesday “this isn’t the Jets that you saw last year, this is a team that’s well-coached.”

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:56 am
by Malcolm
Steelers think their kicker can't hack PATs.

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:05 pm
by Malcolm
The fucking giants are too much for the skins? What ringers did they play last week?

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:59 pm
by TheCatt
Well, it was fun while it lasted.

I honestly completely forgot the game was even happening tonight. Which sounds like it worked out for me.

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 11:57 am
by Malcolm
When looked at independent of game circumstances, Cousins' numbers are a bit alarming: 29 turnovers over his last 17 games and two interceptions or more in eight of his 17 starts. In three games against the division-rival Giants, Cousins has thrown one touchdown and has eight picks.

Damn.

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 12:17 pm
by Stranger
Malcolm wrote:
When looked at independent of game circumstances, Cousins' numbers are a bit alarming: 29 turnovers over his last 17 games and two interceptions or more in eight of his 17 starts. In three games against the division-rival Giants, Cousins has thrown one touchdown and has eight picks.
Damn.
RG3 time!