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Post by **Troy** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:18 pm

Still room on the Panthers bandwagon. Joining the bandwagon automatically makes you our 5th backup receiver, too.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:26 pm

Well, I'm still a Panthers fan.

I'm pretty pumped (2 weeks in, right?) that the Skins and Panthers are outperforming expectations.

Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:28 pm

Comedy of errors for the Colts tonight.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:58 pm

Still eating enough clock time to completely fuck Ivory and me over.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:40 pm

Tebow! Tebow!

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:15 am

Malcolm wrote:Still eating enough clock time to completely fuck Ivory and me over.

And fuck Bilal Powell up his carry-stealing asshole.

Stranger · Post by **Stranger** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 3:52 pm

They clearly must not have the internet in Dallas! Because I can pull up all sorts of Youtube videos of Brandon Weeden sucking.

“This quarterback Weeden can drive the ball down field,” Jones said. “He’s a thing of beauty on throwing a football. His passing motion and his arm, frankly, you won’t see a more gifted passer, power, accuracy, the entire aspect of it.

I think old Jerry is trying to convince himself its not as bad as it really is.

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 3:54 pm

They say most CEOs/etc are way over-optimistic....

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 4:00 pm

“This quarterback Weeden can drive the ball down field,”

Weeden could fuck up driving a ball downfield while being chauffeured in a stretch limo.

His passing motion and his arm, frankly, you won’t see a more gifted passer...

Maybe he's thinking of Weeden's more than generous career of passing to the other team. That's an interception, Jerry, you want fewer of them.

Pagano subtly verbally bitchslaps his QB:

Pagano had this to say about Luck and his four turnovers:

"It's not that hard -- it's not trigonometry."

Some, like Gregg Doyel of the Indianapolis Star, wonder if this was direct jab at his quarterback, who had a math-based major at Stanford...

That would be architectural design. Now, had Chuck said, "architectural design" there'd be no question. But when's the last time you heard trig used in this particular saying in place of the old standard "rocket science?"

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Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:16 pm

Jawbreakee loses starting job.

Word is that Dallas picked up Cassel from Buffalo for cheap.

Indy is harmonious as a Bjork jam session.

Lev has to be looking forward to the rams after Matt Jones ran rampant over them.

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Stranger · Post by **Stranger** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:32 am

Blackhawk down McCown is back..

Its funny because in Cleveland he's now being referred to as "Blackhawk down McCown" because dude went helicopter on the first drive of the year

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I just don't get it. Yeah, maybe he gives Cleveland a better chance to win on Sunday but he's not the future.

We've gotta find out what Johnny has, for better or worse.

Post by **TheCatt** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:55 am

I can't argue with you. It's not like Cleveland's winning the north.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 11:00 am

We've gotta find out what Johnny has, for <s>better or</s> worse.

Fixed.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 11:39 am

Eagles have the shittiest signals in the NFL.

Jimmy Graham slowly realizing that Russell Wilson isn't the pass-happy QB Brees is.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 5:22 pm

Stay classy, Philly.

The Eagles’ veteran safety told reporters Tuesday “this isn’t the Jets that you saw last year, this is a team that’s well-coached.”

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 10:56 am

Steelers think their kicker can't hack PATs.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:05 pm

The fucking giants are too much for the skins? What ringers did they play last week?

Post by **TheCatt** » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:59 pm

Well, it was fun while it lasted.

I honestly completely forgot the game was even happening tonight. Which sounds like it worked out for me.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 11:57 am

When looked at independent of game circumstances, Cousins' numbers are a bit alarming: 29 turnovers over his last 17 games and two interceptions or more in eight of his 17 starts. In three games against the division-rival Giants, Cousins has thrown one touchdown and has eight picks.

Damn.

Stranger · Post by **Stranger** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 12:17 pm

Malcolm wrote:
When looked at independent of game circumstances, Cousins' numbers are a bit alarming: 29 turnovers over his last 17 games and two interceptions or more in eight of his 17 starts. In three games against the division-rival Giants, Cousins has thrown one touchdown and has eight picks.
Damn.

RG3 time!