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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 5:03 pm
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote:Is that gif of Manziel in 20 years?
Maybe more like two. Then there's this prediction...
Stranger wrote:Malcolm wrote:I'm eager to see how they piss away the pick they got from Indy.
can you say Johnny Paul Football Manziel?... God help me if they do.
Maybe he can share a cell with Ryan Leaf in a few years.
... which isn't out of the question once he gets goes the way of a less popular version of Tim Tebow.
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 1:30 pm
by Malcolm
Dez Bryant out 10-12 weeks. Damn. That's pretty much double what was indicated initially.
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 4:28 pm
by TheCatt
Redskins with the surprise win.
FU Rams.
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 4:32 pm
by TheCatt
Good news: I draft Matt Jones.
Bad news: He's on the bench.
And for about the first time ever, 4 20+ point QBs on my team. Started Palmer, but Eli, Tyrod, and Jameis did pretty well today.
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 5:25 pm
by Malcolm
TheCatt wrote:Redskins with the surprise win.
FU Rams.
How in the name of Lawrence Taylor's coke habit do you beat Wilson, lynch, and the hawks while the Washington Unrenewed Trademarks outplay you all game?
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 7:40 pm
by TheCatt
Malcolm wrote:Dez Bryant out 10-12 weeks. Damn. That's pretty much double what was indicated initially.
Romo's collarbone injured.
The Eagles can't score. The Giants can't finish. The Cowboys are falling apart.
GO REDSKINS! 6-10 MIGHT JUST WIN IT ALL!
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 9:21 pm
by Malcolm
Still want Bradford?
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 9:24 pm
by TheCatt
Oh God, the whole world puts us with the losers now.
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 8:08 am
by Stranger
Redskins 1-1
Browns 1-1
Seahawks 0-2
Tell me again who were rooting for Catt??
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 8:47 am
by TheCatt
Stranger wrote:Redskins 1-1
Browns 1-1
Seahawks 0-2
Tell me again who were rooting for Catt??
Srsly, right? Who'da thunk it?
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:42 am
by Malcolm
I'm completely screwed in the catt league (but getting the 12th and 11th picks in a kind-of-snake draft will do that). Only need 8.9 points from Ivory to win the cash league.
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:57 am
by Malcolm
TheCatt wrote:Malcolm wrote:Dez Bryant out 10-12 weeks. Damn. That's pretty much double what was indicated initially.
Romo's collarbone injured.
Word is 8 weeks. At that rate, he'll still be back before Dez.
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:04 am
by TheCatt
They said 8 weeks last time this happened, and it took 10
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 11:40 am
by Malcolm
Let me get the Cowboys depth chart here:
Weeden, Terrence Williams, and Old Man Witten head up the passing game.
Joseph Randle, Run DMC, and Christine Michael compose the backfield.
How long before the D starts getting hammered by the injury fairy?
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:25 pm
by TheCatt
Still good enough to win the East.
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 1:36 pm
by Malcolm
96% CTE rate among ex-NFL brains.
In total, the latest study on the association between CTE and football examined 165 brains of former players, some of whom played only in high school, and others who made it into the big leagues. But evidence of CTE did not discriminate against success — of the 165 brains, 131 showed evidence of CTE, for a grand total of 79.4 percent. In the NFL, the frequency was higher still at 96 percent.
I can only assume they had one or two kickers in the study that kept it from being a slam dunk.
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:06 pm
by Stranger
Fuck it! ok, I'm ready to admit it...
Stick Johnny in for the rest of the year. What the hell do they have to lose? more football games?
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:27 pm
by TheCatt
Stranger wrote:Fuck it! ok, I'm ready to admit it...
Stick Johnny in for the rest of the year. What the hell do they have to lose? more football games?
Hell, I'd take Johnny right now in Washington 
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:44 pm
by Stranger
TheCatt wrote:Stranger wrote:Fuck it! ok, I'm ready to admit it...
Stick Johnny in for the rest of the year. What the hell do they have to lose? more football games?
Hell, I'd take Johnny right now in Washington
Why's that? Cousins was 23-27 203yds 1td. Beat the Rams.
Rams > Seahawks, Skins > Rams, So Skins > Seahawks = Super Bowl contender!
GOOD TO BE ALIVE!!
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:56 pm
by Malcolm
I'm putting that to a Rams fuck up more than a Washington victory. You'll also hear the chants of "McCown" starting around week 6.