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Niles Paul gone.

Brown Rice? Because fuck knows that the passing game ain't doing shit.
Manziel hit the field for one final series to open the third quarter, but it fizzled out after three plays, leaving Johnny 7-of-11 passing for 42 yards on the night -- at just 3.8 yards per pass.

Must be hard playing for the first time without a bump or two in the locker room between drives.
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So many Redskins injuries...
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TheCatt wrote:So many Redskins injuries...

I'm not sure how long it takes for broken ankles to heal, but his foot was damn near facing backwards after the play. Not a good thing to see.

never mind, I see he's out for the season.




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NFL warns teams not to get violent, because that'd give the NFL a bad rep.
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And gone again

I'm sure the next out player will not suffer any consequences from his actions.




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TheCatt wrote:
And gone again

I'm sure the next out player will not suffer any consequences from his actions.
Maybe it'd help if the next out dude can play football at an NFL level. The NFL has murderers, wife/child abusers, thieves, cheaters, and juicers. It's more than willing to let you play if you can hack it.
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James Harrison is a good father.

(That's not sarcasm.)
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Those are the biggest participation trophies I've ever seen.
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Wtf, RG3?
I know I’m the best quarterback on this team. I feel like I’m the best quarterback in the league and I have to go out and show that...
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Let's pile on the QB hype.
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Eli Manning wants to be the highest paid QB in the NFL.

Has Eli watched game tape of himself?
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Leisher wrote:Eli Manning wants to be the highest paid QB in the NFL.

Has Eli watched game tape of himself?

While I agree, he doesn't deserve to be the highest paid QB in the league, he has at least won 2 Super Bowls. Which is a hell of a lot more than Phillip Rivers can say!

That dude just straight pulled off a heist! They're hardly a playoff team and when they do make it, they are out in the first round. Can't believe the paycheck that guy is pulling in .




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I'd argue that most professional athletes' paychecks are way too high. Also, why aren't they linked to performance during the years of the contract rather than previous performance?
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... he has at least won 2 Super Bowls.

He was on a team that won two Super Bowls. His play didn't impress me even in those years.

Eli Manning wants to be the highest paid QB in the NFL.

Has Eli watched game tape of himself?

He's too busy shilling DirecTV.




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The legend (in his own mind) is back.

Cowboys and Rams.
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Malcolm wrote:Cowboys and Rams.
Bad idea.
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Lord Kelvin fucks up his knee.

In like Flynn. Hopefully he'll learn not to piss off his teammates and invite a 2-month injury.
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