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Brady continues his Lance Armstrong style denials.

Here's the best part of that article:
"I replaced my broken Samsung phone with a new iPhone 6 AFTER my attorneys made it clear to the NFL that my actual phone device would not be subjected to investigation under ANY circumstances," Brady said on his Facebook page. "To suggest that I destroyed a phone to avoid giving the NFL information it requested is completely wrong," Brady said in his statement one day after the NFL said that Brady destroyed the phone even though he was aware that investigators had requested access to text messages and other electronic information that had been stored on the phone.


Uh...did you hear yourself talking just now Tom? You admitted to obstructing their investigation. Destroy the phone or have your attorneys say the NFL can't touch it to look for evidence...not really much of a difference there.
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The commish needs to release another statement.
Ok, Tom. We'll do it your way and go to the federal judge. I'll agree to that if you agree to double or nothing.
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Charles Haley tells rookies how to not get into trouble.
“As far as the rookies, and I know they probably got mad, but I said, ‘Why don’t you all act like the white guys? You never see them in the paper getting high or hitting people. Why don’t you act like that?’
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Funny, that's not racist? If I said that, I'd be called racist.
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Kraft: yes, I am an old, embittered, flip-flopping, cheating asswipe.
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Fair and just would have had the Patriots disbanded years ago.
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Brady's first bitch-ass legal trick -- DENIED.
"Indeed, the Court sees little reason for this action to have been commenced in Minnesota at all," Kyle wrote. "Brady plays for a team in Massachusetts; the Union is headquartered in Washington, D.C.; the NFL is headquartered in New York; the arbitration proceedings took place in New York; and the award was issued in New York.
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The players association filed the suit in Minnesota where they had won previous litigation against the NFL.
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It's that special time when the Jets don't fuck up.
The latest volley comes not from the Jets, but their fan base, specifically the Jets fan site NYJetsFans.com. On Thursday, the site sent a literal message: Flying a plane over Patriots practice with a banner that read, "CHEATERS LOOK UP!"
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Blount fails conditioning.

Bengals working out Santonio "Rock Hands" Holmes.

Dolphins owner warns coaches they're getting fired after this season.




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Wilson now #2 paid QB. $60M in guarantees.
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Dwayne Bowe is really positive about Cleveland.

Hilarious tweets from Kevin Jones there.
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Leisher wrote:Dwayne Bowe is really positive about Cleveland.

Hilarious tweets from Kevin Jones there.
Holy shit. Hey Stranger, did Bowe get into the same koolaid the owner drank when he drafted Boyziel?
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Sheldon Richardson further tanks his career.
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Todd Bowles is coaching the Jets? Huh.
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PUP so far. Well, I'll be damned, if it isn't Fred Taylor's heir apparent:
McFadden added to his long list of injuries on Thursday when the Cowboys placed the back on the PUP list due to a hamstring pull. McFadden dealt with the same injury during offseason practices.
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Justin Blackmon's career is pretty much over.

Arian's groin might need surgery.
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(In)famous lines from Hard Knocks.
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Browns coach Pettine frustrated with RB situation.

For a team that is supposed to lean heavily on the run and the injuries to Duke Johnson and Terrance West, West's troubling attitude, and Crowell's fumblitis things aren't looking to well.

I'm going to make a bold prediction... Browns sign Ray Rice... It just makes sense, why not bring the circus to Cleveland again?




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Who's the old mofo they signed a couple years back that did nothing? McGahee. There we go.
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Malcolm wrote:Who's the old mofo they signed a couple years back that did nothing? McGahee. There we go.
...and Jamal Lewis, they have a track record of picking up the Ravens scrap heap RB's.
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