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Posted: **Tue May 19, 2015 5:17 pm**

I'd believe that.

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2015 10:20 pm**

PATs 1% less boring. There's now a dog's chance in hell of missing it instead of the previous mark of a retard dog's chance in hell.

Edited By Malcolm on 1432088452

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2015 6:54 am**

The NFL announced the extra point will now be kicked from the 15-yard line with two-point conversions remaining at the 2-yard line. The new rule also gives the defense the ability to score two points on returns.

According to the rule change, if the defense returns a blocked extra point or failed two-point try for a touchdown (i.e. on an interception), they will be awarded two points. Under the previous rule the ball was dead on a failed try.

Yes!

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2015 7:14 am**

This is better than what they had, and not as stupid as "go for two every time".

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2015 10:40 am**

Broncos kicker Connor Barth: "Narrowing the uprights would make it a lot more challenging than moving the extra point," Barth said via The Denver Post. "Most guys can hit 33-yarders in their sleep."

Posted: **Wed May 20, 2015 4:22 pm**

No reduction, says one of the least trustworthy people in all of football.

Posted: **Thu May 21, 2015 12:25 pm**

Jets looking forward to another disappointing season.

What we didn't know until now is that offensive coordinator Chan Gailey already views Smith as the Week 1 starter, barring injury.

Bridgewater wants to throw more interceptions.

Cowboys picking up RB insurance.

The Cowboys are working out former Texans, Browns, Vikings and Steelers running back Ben Tate, NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport reported Thursday.
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And, in a stunning effort to recreate the 2007 Arkansas Razorbacks, the Cowboys are also looking at Felix Jones, per Rapoport.

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2015 11:25 am**

Michael Sam gets signed. To the CFL.

Posted: **Sun May 24, 2015 2:25 pm**

As if you needed one more reason to hate the Patriots. What can I say that this photo doesn't?

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2015 12:15 pm**

Why didn't the Vikes trade him? They think it's going to get easier as the regular season rolls around ... what, because there's less pressure then?

Troll gets one last post.

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Posted: **Mon May 25, 2015 12:19 pm**

Malcolm wrote:Why didn't the Vikes trade him? They think it's going to get easier as the regular season rolls around ... what, because there's less pressure then?

Because they're playing a game of chicken with Dallas.

Posted: **Mon May 25, 2015 12:44 pm**

TheCatt wrote:
Malcolm wrote:Why didn't the Vikes trade him? They think it's going to get easier as the regular season rolls around ... what, because there's less pressure then?
Because they're playing a game of chicken with Dallas.

We're trying to out-crazy Jerry Jones? Well, shit.

Posted: **Wed May 27, 2015 3:30 pm**

Malcolm wrote:
TheCatt wrote:
Malcolm wrote:Why didn't the Vikes trade him? They think it's going to get easier as the regular season rolls around ... what, because there's less pressure then?
Because they're playing a game of chicken with Dallas.
We're trying to out-crazy Jerry Jones? Well, shit.

The dance continues.

"He's really got two choices: He can play for us. Or he cannot play," Zimmer told the assembled media at offseason workouts.

Posted: **Thu May 28, 2015 10:22 am**

AP tries his hand at acting. I'm not buying it, not even in print.

Posted: **Fri May 29, 2015 1:25 pm**

Eagles-Tebow theory.

Posted: **Sat May 30, 2015 10:46 pm**

Cheating liar will have his appeal heard on the 23rd of June. Here's hoping "FUCK YOU" is somewhere in the official decision.

Posted: **Sun May 31, 2015 2:06 pm**

Manziel sucking

Posted: **Sun May 31, 2015 2:11 pm**

I wish I had sympathy.

Posted: **Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:14 am**

Fan gets under Manziel's skin.

In Manziel's defense, if this guy was honestly harassing and touching him all day I'm not sure why someone else didn't step in and take the fan away.

Posted: **Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:16 am**

Leisher wrote:Fan gets under Manziel's skin.

In Manziel's defense, if this guy was honestly harassing and touching him all day I'm not sure why someone else didn't step in and take the fan away.

He should've recreated the iconic scene from Say Anything, except playing Melle Mel.