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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:14 am
by Leisher
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Potentially the best offense in the NFL and potentially the worst defense combined with this schedule?

Looks like a top ten draft pick for us next year!

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:28 am
by TheCatt
We play the AFC East and the NFC South, plus Bears/Rams.

If we were have decent, that could be the stepping stone to the playoffs.

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:25 am
by Malcolm
49ers
Lions
Chargers
Broncos
BYE
Chiefs
Lions
Bears
Rams
Raiders
Packers
Falcons
Seahawks
Cardinals
Bears
Giants
Packers

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:42 am
by Malcolm
Scrub RB talks down soon-to-be rookie.

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:28 pm
by Malcolm
Hernandez probably getting sued well into his next life.

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:51 pm
by Malcolm
Dolphins complete WR swap with Vikes.

Hardy hardly playing this year.

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:04 am
by Troy
Panthers first ever Thanksgiving football. Against the Cowobys. I'm at least moderately excited about this.

e: and because the NFL may really be all about the ratings - It's the week Hardy is un-suspended.




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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 10:13 am
by Malcolm
It's the week Hardy is un-suspended.

Suspension is due to his violation of team rules. The 'Boys are bringing him back to face the Panthers.

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:50 pm
by Troy
I think it was handed down from the Commish, though.

Also, the Panthers and Titans swapped terrible left tackles. We got Michael "Blindside" Oher, and they got Byron "Turnstyle" Bell. Not sure who won that one, I think we both lose.




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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 2:12 pm
by Malcolm
Troy wrote:I think it was handed down from the Commish, though.
That fucker needs to retire. Every time he disciplines someone, the words "pot" and "kettle" come to mind.

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 12:19 pm
by Malcolm

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:30 pm
by Malcolm
Tony Romo has gotten into Jerry Jones's drug cabinet.

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 12:56 pm
by Malcolm
Dirty Sanchez talks shit about Flanders Tebow.
But according to Sanchez, the expectation is that Tebow won't be around once the regular season is underway.

"He's obviously a great guy, he works hard. And we needed another guy to throw while Sam's [Bradford] still recovering," Sanchez said Friday, via CSNPhilly.com. "So that's the reason [for the signing], at least as explained to me. We're excited about the upcoming year and I think we have a great group."

Hey Eagles, I'll send you a fruit basket if Tebow makes the regular season cut and you release Mark.

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:39 am
by Malcolm
More RG3? Yeah, one more season. The sitcom that is Washington's QB situation is renewed.

AP staying with Vikes, almost for certain.




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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:14 pm
by Leisher
Two rumors on how the Eagles will get Mariotta.

Our Browns fans might want to read that article since both trades involve the Browns. One has them ditching Manziel!

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:53 pm
by Stranger
Not sure if Cleveland would give up 12 and Manziel for Bradford. The word in Cleveland is that they had offered St. Louis a first round pick to them but the Rams said no thanks. Now if it was 12 or 19 nobody knows.

Right now Johnny has no trade value whatsoever, so I don't think that Cleveland will give up on him after 7 quarters of play. So while nobody else values Johnny, Cleveland sort of has to, he was a first round pick and they have to see more of him. It would basically be just throwing away last years 1st round pick, even if it does end up that he totally busts out.

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:58 pm
by Malcolm
Give the NFL season 2 weeks. Someone will be desperate enough to trade for an alcoholic cokehead under center. As for eating crow on busts sooner than later, ask the raiders if they want some of that JaMarcus money back.



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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 1:46 pm
by Malcolm
Dion Jordon done for 2015 with drug suspension.

Jets pay $100K for Revis Island.

Damn. Way to piss off the organization, Forte.

NFL Commish of being an Asshole tempts lightning to strike him again.
The National Football League’s central office will become a taxable entity, ending its tax-exempt status in a move with minimal financial effect and significant symbolic value.

Commissioner Roger Goodell informed team owners and members of Congress of the decision in letters dated Tuesday, saying he was eliminating a “distraction.”

I've got a few other distractions you could do away with.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:11 am
by Malcolm
"Cleveland doesn't need to draft a RB," say Cleveland RBs. Speaking of Cleveland...
Pro Bowl cornerback Joe Haden told Kremer that Manziel has been a workhorse around the facility, staying later to study the new offense.

I wonder how many uppers he's on when he does.




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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:28 am
by Stranger
I wonder if Johnny will fall off the wagon after Cleveland drafts Mariotta and unceremoniously cut him?