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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 2:00 pm
by Malcolm
Guess what's in the news again? The Patriots and cheating. Bill Belichik bitching about other teams cheating is like Uwe Boll bitching about other directors making bad movies.



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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:56 pm
by TheCatt
M Lynch almost banned from game for gold cleats.
*edit* typod almost as "also"




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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:49 pm
by Leisher
Not banned, just threatened to be banned.

The NFL is very strict on what players wear into games due to safety, contracts, etc.

Lynch being someone who has been fined continuously for breaking league rules, he had little chance of getting any sort of favor. Lynch is a selfish dick. If he wants to stand out from his teammates tell him to do something worth while on the field. Fuck him.

BTW, his team is losing 16-0 and I'm sure it's because he couldn't wear gold cleats.

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 6:13 pm
by TheCatt
Ah, the word was supposed to be "almost" not "also"

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 6:42 pm
by Leisher
Wow! How many Green Bay fans are cutting their wrists right now? What an embarrassing loss.

If the Colts lose, I guess I'll root for good commercials since I'll want both teams in the Super Bowl to lose.




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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 8:49 pm
by Malcolm
Goddamn. Green Bay's special teams and D fell apart. Started with the onside kick and snowballed like angry hooker.

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 9:03 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:Wow! How many Green Bay fans are cutting their wrists right now? What an embarrassing loss.

If the Colts lose, I guess I'll root for good commercials since I'll want both teams in the Super Bowl to lose.
That was just... amazing. Wow, just fucking wow.

And, Amen. I guess I would root for Seattle, but Christ. Can the terrorists win? (hopefully just limiting damage to the teams, not spectators)

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 9:09 pm
by Malcolm
I don't care who wins. I just want a fucking game, unlike last year's Practice Bowl.

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 9:11 pm
by Leisher
I think it started when Seattle scored 2 TDs in 44 seconds with about 2 minutes left.

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 9:17 pm
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote:I think it started when Seattle scored 2 TDs in 44 seconds with about 2 minutes left.
All GB had to do was recover the onside kick. I figured either Lynch or Wilson would break out at some point. But you can't give them the fucking ball back. Then there was that 2-point conversion that stayed alive because GB couldn't contain Russell.

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 12:13 pm
by Leisher
Can the Patriots win a big game without being accused of cheating?

To the majority of the league's fans, that's the legacy Belicheck and Brady will leave behind.

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 12:43 pm
by Troy
Super Bowl 2015: Go meteor

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 1:12 pm
by Leisher
I don't think there's a single person outside of New England or Seattle that has anything but hatred and/or scorn for either team.

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 2:57 pm
by Malcolm
Doug Baldwin. First off, I bet most non-football folk would mistake him for the only actor worse than Stephen. Secondly, he's got Steve Smith's attitude without the talent, consistency, or style to back it up. This team shot from "underdog" to "douchebag establishment" in the span of a couple seasons.



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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:43 pm
by Malcolm
John Fox, new head coach of the Chicago Bears, says he's looking forward to getting to know the QB that got his two predecessors fired.



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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:48 am
by Leisher
If I was a Chicago Bear fan, I'd be pretty pissed about John Fox as my head coach. I don't think he gives a shit.

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:53 am
by Malcolm
Leisher wrote:If I was a Chicago Bear fan, I'd be pretty pissed about John Fox as my head coach. I don't think he gives a shit.
I'd be far more worried about my QB and my D.

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:54 am
by Malcolm
Browns trying to stay ahead of the Bengals in next year's annual "worst football team in Ohio" competition.

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:33 pm
by Leisher
INT started the whole deflated ball thing.

I'm mainly posting it for the snarky last paragraph:
Ultimately it seems as if it will be difficult for the league to prove whether the balls being underinflated was due to external factors or the Patriots’ intentional actions. Maybe a thorough video review will help answer questions.


ZING!

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:30 pm
by Leisher