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You all and your fantasy playoffs are shit and terrible.

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Manziel... Completing the Cleveland QB trifecta of 22nd place draft picks sucking ass.
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JOHNNY FOOTBALL!
Manziel isn’t ready to play with patience in the pocket. Can he get there with experience? Maybe. But he has a lot to overcome to be a high-level NFL quarterback. He’s a small quarterback with average arm strength and almost no pocket skills and discipline at this point.
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I think Tebow's debut was better than Boyziel's.
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Wow. In the last five minutes, ESPN has updated DeMarco from doubtful to questionable. Still going to grab both Dunbar and Randle if I can.

Starting lineup in standard:
Luck
DeMarco, Al Morris/someone else
LaFell, Wallace
Gronk
Rams
Suisham
... and a flex: Jarvis Landry or Stedman Bailey ... leaning Bailey

Keeper PPR lineup:

Wilson
Lynch, Tre Mason
Tate, Stedman if Julio Jones plays, Harry Douglas otherwise
Gronk
Herron or Pierre Thomas if I get him from free agents
Rams
Mason Crosby
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[url=
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Few years too late there, Bears.
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Jay Cutler is owed $15.5 million next year, fully guaranteed. So someone is paying that...Nobody can be sure it's Chicago.

Him and Flacco. Just wtf? How'd they land those numbers?
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Jerry Jones. Just ... Jerry Jones. How the fuck do you catch passes with the protective glove? How do you stiff arm a dude to extend a run?



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Fuck Darrel Young. Those TDs belong to me and Al Morris.
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Malcolm wrote:Fuck Darrel Young. Those TDs belong to me and Al Morris.
Ditto.
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Al might get a few runs in at the end and break one.
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Malcolm wrote:Al might get a few runs in at the end and break one.
Nope.
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Well that was unexpected.
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It's ironic that the NoMore.org commercials make me want to punch people more.
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Waiting until the second wave of games is done to check the standard league. Either way, my membership fee for next year is paid for in both it and keeper PPR. But damn, I'd really like that ~5 C-note dual championship purse.
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And Manziel is out.
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That's bad news for Carolina. As bad as Hoyer was over the last 6 games he played, Manziel has been a whole new level of bad.
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Leisher wrote:That's bad news for Carolina. As bad as Hoyer was over the last 6 games he played, Manziel has been a whole new level of bad.
That's what I was thinking. Sure enough, Cleveland is winning now. Went from 10-3 to 10-13. Although, still anyone's game.
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Bad day to be a Browns' QB.

And barring a miracle in NO, we've got a lock on a losing team to win the division!




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