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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:24 pm
by TheCatt
Malcolm wrote:Hoyer's got a .667 win percentage. Guess Browns fans just can't take winning.
Admittedly a new thing for them.

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:48 pm
by Malcolm

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 4:18 pm
by Leisher
Future Headline:

Trent Richardson Stabbed By Browns Fan After TD

Michael Sam thinks he's not in the NFL because he's gay.

Sorry Sam, but the SEC isn't known for defenses and college skills don't always translate to the NFL. Ask Archie Griffin.




Edited By Leisher on 1417644939

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:51 pm
by Malcolm
I'd think the Cleveland fans would give him a freebie score every game for getting the fuck out of there.

"We'll trade you a first round pick for Trent Richardson, but you have to let him have a touchdown at least once every time we play you. We still think we're kind of getting shafted."




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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 10:54 am
by TheCatt

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 11:27 am
by Malcolm
Jeff Fisher: Yeah, I'd screw the Redskins again.

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 11:33 am
by Malcolm
Standard league lineup question:

Need to start 2 WRs from ...

Jarvis Landry playing Baltimore (league's worst pass D)
Andre Johnson at Jacksonville
Stedman Bailey at Washington
Mike Wallace playing Baltimore

It's single elimination time, so things count.




Edited By Malcolm on 1417711151

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 4:30 pm
by Leisher
Do the Browns have a legal department?

Perhaps it's a bit unwise to have the head coach egging fans on with vague statements...

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 7:08 pm
by TheCatt

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 11:26 pm
by Malcolm
D. Mark. O.

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 12:57 am
by Leisher
Jarvis Landry playing Baltimore (league's worst pass D)
Andre Johnson at Jacksonville
Stedman Bailey at Washington
Mike Wallace playing Baltimore


I've never heard of Bailey.

Baltimore just lost a starting CB.

Jacksonville is Jacksonville.

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 1:11 am
by Malcolm
Stedman Bailey is the current #1 St. Louis WR. And it's Washington.

I might play both Miami WRs just to get whatever Tannehill throws. DeMarco helped me with 28.8 points already.

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 9:16 am
by Leisher
Hockey player plays the Cat Game.

Atlanta Falcons safety did it first.
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 11:31 am
by TheCatt
Leisher, can you put $10 on the Rams to beat the spread for me? :)

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 1:06 pm
by Leisher
Sure. You'll have to cover the juice as well ($1).

You want me to get on it now while the line is -3 or wait and see if it moves prior to kick?

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:09 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:Sure. You'll have to cover the juice as well ($1).

You want me to get on it now while the line is -3 or wait and see if it moves prior to kick?
Oh, go ahead. PayPal ok?

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:47 pm
by Troy
Some asshole tried to trade rape me, using what I can only assume is a time machine:

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Tried to take my first running back worth a shit in 2 years, too. Big keeper leagues are a bitch to break into.




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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 5:23 pm
by Malcolm
1) Your trade deadline isn't past?
2) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 5:30 pm
by Leisher
PayPal is fine. Bet will be placed when I get home.

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 7:30 pm
by TheCatt
1) There should be no trade deadlines in fantasy, cept maybe the playoffs.
2) Your league seems very penis-obsessed, Troy.
3) Money sent.