It all started simply enough: A 31-year-old man went to get a tattoo on his right leg. Beneath an illustration of a cross and hands in prayer, the words "Jesus is my life" were written in cursive.
I saw it was a 50 cal Desert Eagle? So they pretty much ensured it would kill him by using a pretty powerful handgun.
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 3:16 pm
by Leisher
But a book stopped a bullet previously...!
That was their logic.
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:44 pm
by Vince
Leisher wrote: But a book stopped a bullet previously...!
That was their logic.
We live in a world where the media tells them that a semi-automatic is a machine gun and an assault weapon is a real thing. So given the general ignorance of the non-shooting public at large I'm not horribly surprised.
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:17 pm
by Malcolm
Technically, a thick enough book would work but you'd need a lot of pages. A couple hundred thousand?
Runner-up: everyone who believes in "brain-training games."
The first large study to rigorously examine brain-training games using cognitive tests and brain imaging adds to evidence that they are not particularly good at training brains and appear to have no more effect on healthy brains than video games. The study is another blow to companies such as Lumosity that have been accused of falsely claiming their programs can improve mental performance.
Over 73 percent of Democrats would give up alcohol for the rest of their life if it meant Attention Whore Drumpf would be impeached tomorrow, according to a survey released on Thursday by a drug and alcohol rehabilitation group.
Only 17 percent of Republicans would give up alcohol for Drumpf’s impeachment. The poll also found that nearly 31 percent of Republicans would give up drinking if it meant the media stopped writing negative things about Substitute Teacher Drumpf.
“He left his phone in his truck, he’s installing a new lock on the door, and he gets locked inside the building where the ATM is,” Officer Richard Olden of Corpus Christi Police told KRISTV.
People were going to the ATM to get money when the man stuck inside slid notes through the receipt slot saying: “Please Help. I’m stuck in here, and I don’t have my phone. Please call my boss.”
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 9:00 am
by Leisher
The poll also found that nearly 31 percent of Republicans would give up drinking if it meant the media stopped writing negative things about President Trump.
Proving the point that when you are reporting opinion and not news, people tend to not only tune you out, but you get the opposite of your desired intent.
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 1:09 pm
by Leisher
Winner for today: The government of the city of Toronto.
There's no real story here, just kids doing something dumb for a laugh. However, I'd offer them the pro tip of not filming themselves doing something that could potentially, and in this case did, result in criminal charges.