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Troy wrote:Yeah like I need one more league to lose in each week. I'm on the worst streak ever in FF, like 6 losses in a row in both leagues.
I'd do it myself but he's in my div.
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I would take care of it for you, but I barely remember to do my work league one every week.

The only one I really ever focus on is the F&F one. That's the one for the big money and bragging rights within my offline social circle.
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Tonight in my fantasy leagues...

catt league:
Terrrence West finally scored a TD/near fumble after Tate and Crowell both getting carries make it a Cereberus committee of mediocrity.

EDIT: As I type this, West is featured on a series and gashes 3-5 yards a carry.

standard league:
Dished Steve Jackson for Keenan Allen. Rivers doesn't throw against Miami's D every week. Leaves me with Fred Jackson, Al Morris, and DeMarco as viable options going forward. Rainey, too, if he proves not to suck and Tampa can ever run the ball. But if Denard Robinson can make it work for Jacksonville, anything's possible.




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Dalton's QB rating, 2.0


Bengals...Got...Rekt!!
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Cleveland won. But they needed two quarterbacks to do it.
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Pros, I started the Browns Defense
Cons, I started Andy Dalton
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Jeremy Hill wasn't impressed.

Funniest part of the night was post game when Deon Sanders said Hoyer should be a $100 million guy.
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Funniest part of the night was post game when Deon Sanders said Hoyer should be a $100 million guy.


That was more of a jab at Dalton if anything. He said he couldn't tell who was the $100 million QB out there, and if Dalton is making that then Cleveland should "pay the man". I don't think you will see Cleveland throwing $100 million at Hoyer, but I'm leaning towards they should pay the man. He's only 9-3 as a starter, what more could you ask for. Honestly just trade Johnny now, or tell him he's gonna sit for the next 3-5 yrs and deal with it.
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Honestly just trade Johnny now, or tell him he's gonna sit for the next 3-5 yrs and deal with it.

Trade deadline is gone but I wouldn't be shocked with an offseason move.
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If they traded him to a CFL team, I'd buy a Browns t-shirt.
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The AFC North won the divisional lottery this year. Playing both the AFC South AND the NFC South. Bunch of free wins there.
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How about Marshawn Lynch, eh Malcolm?
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TheCatt wrote:How about Marshawn Lynch, eh Malcolm?
He's kicking ass in my keeper league. I am, however, going 1-2 (maybe) because most everyone I put in did nothing or less than nothing. Playing against Lynch in two leagues doesn't help.

catt league:
QB Carson Palmer, 7
RB Bobby Rainey, 5
RB Terrance West, 15
WR A.J. Green, 2
WR Antonio Brown, 3
TE Owen Daniels, 2
FLEX Martavis Bryant, 20
D/ST Cowboys 11
K Justin Tucker, Bal 3

Lost.

Keeper:
Wilson, Lynch, Martavis, and Arizona's D are keeping me in it. Brandon Marshall + Darrey Sproles vs Sanchez + Richard Rodgers (the composer?), and Jordan Matthews. I'm up by about 35. Could win if Brandon or Darrey has a respectable game. Assholes not chipping in? Eric Decker and Owen Daniels.

Standard non-keeper:
QB Ben Roethlisberger, 13.7
RB DeMarco Murray, 13.1
RB Bobby Rainey, 5.6
WR Allen Robinson, 8
WR Justin Hunter, 1.7
TE Larry Donnell, 2.6
FLEX Mike Wallace, 11.1
D/ST Dolphins 6
K Chandler Catanzaro, 8

Opponent has two players to go and he's up by at least 40. Just fuck me.
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It was a pretty low scoring week so far across the board.

I'm looking at 1-1 right now, with the other league decided tomorrow.
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I'm slated to get 150 in keeper PPR. One of the other contenders is going to pass 200. Additionally, I'm taking over managerial duties for the team whose owner bailed due to various bullshit. Same div. No one objected. Going to be interesting. Come on, Cutler, throw, throw, throw. Richard Rodgers ain't going to do shit on Green Bay's end unless the Bears wake up. Awesome.



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Brandon Marshall had the best game of his season thus far. Then promptly had some asshole tackle him by the ankle and take him out in the fourth quarter.
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Cursed season continues. Fuck you Aaron rodgers.
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Mike Wallace is pissed.

Mike Vick does a 180 from what he said earlier this season.

Bruce Arians has been hitting the peyote out in ol' AZ.
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Hey man, that other backup QB from MSU took the Redskins to the... oh, wait.
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