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TheCatt wrote:At least starting Eli doesn't seem like a shitty decision yet.
Benching Larry Donnel was pretty stupid on my part in one league. Fuck me.
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Malcolm wrote:
TheCatt wrote:At least starting Eli doesn't seem like a shitty decision yet.
Benching Larry Donnel was pretty stupid on my part in one league. Fuck me.
Heh. The guy in my keeper league who has Donnel started Niles Paul instead. Oooooops.

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I essentially benched him for Cruz, so it's still 100+ yards but GODDAMN, Vic, no TDs? Eli threw four and you couldn't nab one?
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Cousins is legit.

4 picks, a fumble, and barely 250 yards against the Giants defense?
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Cousins is legit. I think RGIII will be in Arizona next year.
Having Desean to throw to would make anyone look better.

Cousins is still guaranteed to throw some dumb interception every damned game.
I should have gone plural. Desean and top 2 TE targets hurt/gone isn't helping. And that shitacular O-Line.
And then came Thursday Night on CBS. With a national-TV audience full of fantasy football players watching their waiver-wire pickup for the first time, Cousins crapped the bed to the point where Washington fans took to Facebook en masse to plead for Colt McCoy to get the ball.

Lol

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A QB can't cover for shitty play everywhere else.

Kirk Cousins isn't Peyton Manning, but he's also not [insert name of Cleveland starter not named Hoyer since 1995].
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A friend pointed out to me on Facebook toward the end of the game that Washington has already beaten Jacksonville, and that there isn’t another win on the schedule, making Washington the 31st-best team in the NFL. I countered that Alabama and Texas A&M might challenge for 31st.
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Jets O-coordinator: drinking the koolaid.
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Malcolm wrote:
A friend pointed out to me on Facebook toward the end of the game that Washington has already beaten Jacksonville, and that there isn’t another win on the schedule, making Washington the 31st-best team in the NFL. I countered that Alabama and Texas A&M might challenge for 31st.


What SEC homer stated that crap?




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Malcolm wrote:
A friend pointed out to me on Facebook toward the end of the game that Washington has already beaten Jacksonville, and that there isn’t another win on the schedule, making Washington the 31st-best team in the NFL.

We still have Tampa... and the Vikings.




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TheCatt wrote:We still have Tampa... and the Vikings.
It feels great that none of these shitty teams everyone is making fun of are Cleveland!

YAY! we aren't the worst!
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Yeah, there must be like... 4 or 5 teams worse than Cleveland. Congrats?
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TheCatt wrote:Yeah, there must be like... 4 or 5 teams worse than Cleveland. Congrats?
Umm, yeah.. more like 8 teams are worse.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/powerrankings

Thats top 75% of the league baby!
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Stranger wrote:
TheCatt wrote:Yeah, there must be like... 4 or 5 teams worse than Cleveland. Congrats?
Umm, yeah.. more like 8 teams are worse.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/powerrankings

Thats top 75% of the league baby!
That's one opinion.

I REFUSE to believe that Miami and the Giants are worse than Cleveland.

And I'm not so sure about the Rams or Titans either.
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I think you could have an argument with the Giants. Not sure about the rest.

I'd also like to point out that the Steelers are #11 and the team they just curb stomped in their own house is #10. Those polls are 100% opinion.
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Miami looks fucked due to player-coach disunity. The Giants need to make decisions on Eli like his last name isn't Manning. The Rams are a legit QB away from being .500. The Titans have such a lackluster offense since the glory days of CJ2K, it's almost not funny anymore. The Vikes are hopeless, again.
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Leisher wrote:I'd also like to point out that the Steelers are #11 and the team they just curb stomped in their own house is #10. Those polls are 100% opinion.
How about that Mike Glennon guy?
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Fuck you, Heath Miller. Could have gone off any week when I wasn't playing you in PPR.
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That's about how I feel about.. Oh... Luck, Forte, Smith, and Novak. I'm #2 in pts this week... playing #1.
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Drew Brees vs Jason Whitten, I'm down 5 points. I better as fuck win that.
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