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Malcolm wrote:Not a fucking prayer.
We'll see.. One can only hope
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Stranger wrote:
Malcolm wrote:Not a fucking prayer.
We'll see.. One can only hope
You have some hope, but I agree with Malcolm.

It wouldn't make sense for the NFL to back off their condemnation of drugs, PED or otherwise.
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I'm going to laugh so hard when Johnny Benchwarmer, aka BBB (Bieber's Butt Buddy), gets nailed for the same thing Welker did or maybe something more thought-provoking.

"When asked why he took the popper and inhaled it, Manziel could only reply, 'Because it was there.'"




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Ike Taylor's was good.
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Where's Mike Shanahan reading his? If I got to vote on the quote, I'd chip in to a Kickstarter for that. The possibilities are endless.



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"Is this great defense, or awful offense?"

Commentator during Redskins / Houston game.
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And wtf is happening to the Eagles?
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That dude who sniped Jordan Reed from me in the draft must be sad.

I think Griffin has forgotten how to run. He can't even move in the backfield.




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TheCatt wrote:That dude who sniped Jordan Reed from me in the draft must be sad.

I think Griffin has forgotten how to run. He can't even move in the backfield.
Goddamnit, Reed. I was going to run with Cameron the majority of the season but it looks like the revolving door of Washington TEs may continue.
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And... the Redskins suck.
Jaguars still suck.
Happy to see the Patriots lose.

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The Browns strategy of playing so badly in the first half that you lull your opponents to sleep almost worked.

It worked well enough to cost me $5 because the Steelers didn't cover.

After Saturday, I had the rope hanging from the ceiling and was ready to kick out the chair until Suisham made that last second field goal.
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Fucking Crabtree. And I started the wrong Smith in Baltimore. And fucking Rams. Come the hell on. Hill's gone, too? You're down to some dude I've never heard of with Case Keenum backing him up. Team should probably take out a $10M injury policy on Zac Stacy so they can buy another RB when the football gods tear into their ground game.
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"Cowboys" Stadium

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Leagues (first two for cash), Week 1:

Keeper PPR: Torrey Smith and Michael Crabtree killed me. Steve Jackson didn't help either. Going against Greg Olsen sucked.

Non-keeper standard: Dumb-ass playing against me started Newton. DeMarco did good for me but I'm stomping because the other team's striking out all over the place with the exception of CJ.

Catt league: A.J. Green, Cordy Patterson, and Tony Brown gave me the edge on Lynch and Brees. Unless the rookie Detroit TE is the new Gonzo, I think I suck. Same div, catt, so we'll do this dance again before too long.
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Everybody was kung fu fighting!
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Malcolm wrote:
TheCatt wrote:That dude who sniped Jordan Reed from me in the draft must be sad.

I think Griffin has forgotten how to run. He can't even move in the backfield.
Goddamnit, Reed. I was going to run with Cameron the majority of the season but it looks like the revolving door of Washington TEs may continue.
Or Cameron could get hurt, too. Wtf-ever. Fucking can't believe it. The only league I don't have Gronk is where my TE injury problems are.
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Ideas for Ray Rice's entrance music when the suspension wears off:

1) Mama Said Knock You Out
2) Smack My Bitch Up
3) Hurts So Good
4) Hit Me with Your Best Shot
5) Tubthumping ("I get knocked down but I get up again...")

Alternatively...
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