Cakedaddy wrote:I've seen both "I Pity the Fool" episodes. VERY touchy feely family stuff. He doesn't really run around being Mr. T mean to people. He actually reminds me of Matt Fouly(sp?). I wonder if he lives in a black van down by the river. I watch it because it's Mr. T, but, I doubt it's got much of a future.
Goddamnit. He's pitying the fools, but in the Kumbaya way, not the B.A. Baracus fuck-you-up way. He's literally pitying the fools.
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:44 pm
by GORDON
Page 1 is seriously dicked, obviously.
I'm 4 episodes in to season 1 of Heroes.
Observations:
Claire goes through, like, a cheerlleading outfit every episode. She must have a stockpile.
People in Tokyo, New York City, and Texas would not be able to simultaneously watch a solar eclipse.
Question:
If Claire had sex, would her hymen regenerate every time, making her a perpetual virgin?
Edited By GORDON on 1215891978
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:46 pm
by TheCatt
Page 1 Fixed.
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:47 pm
by TheCatt
Still haven't watched any Heroes.
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:48 pm
by GORDON
TheCatt wrote:Page 1 Fixed.
What did you do? It looked like a rogue /table tag somewhere, but I wasn't going to go looking for it.
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:02 pm
by TheCatt
This happened on some other old thread too.
I went to "edit" on each jacked up post, then hit submit/post/whatever. It kinda fixes itself.
There were 4 bad posts on the first page, all had quotes. So I'm guessing it has something to do with the way quotes used to be done
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:15 pm
by Malcolm
GORDON wrote:Question:
If Claire had sex, would her hymen regenerate every time, making her a perpetual virgin?
'Twould explain the Immaculate Conception.
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:11 pm
by GORDON
Just finished season 1.
COP OUT.
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:38 pm
by GORDON
Also, you notice how many lives were screwed up by their psycho mothers? I count at least 3, Silar, the Patrelli's, and Micah.
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:29 am
by Malcolm
I saw ten minutes of one episode of Heroes. It was ass.
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:47 am
by GORDON
Possibly the most non-episodic show I've ever seen. If you miss one minute of one episode, you will be lost. Not a single stand-alone episode.
At least S1 was that way.
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:34 am
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote:Also, you notice how many lives were screwed up by their psycho mothers? I count at least 3, Silar, the Patrelli's, and Micah.
My wife had never watched the Breakfast Club before, so we did this past weekend (on VHS no less).
The one thing they all had in common was hating their parents.
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:14 am
by GORDON
On a related note, the cheerleader fancies herself a singer.
This is Claire Bennet's new single, and if you can stand it, listen to all the lyrics. Worst song I've ever heard.
1. I'd hit it.
2. She thinks a lot of herself, doesn't she? You can see it in her eyes and how she carries herself.
3. The song wasn't the worst thing I've ever heard, mainly some chick begging for attention, which is pretty standard (no offense ladies). However, was she saying that she might try to hook up with other guys to make her "boyfriend" wake up and give her attention? If so, yeah, that's crap. I mean, that's teenager mentality. (Of course, there's a 99.99999% chance that she didn't write the song, but still...)
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:45 pm
by GORDON
TheCatt wrote:
GORDON wrote:Also, you notice how many lives were screwed up by their psycho mothers? I count at least 3, Silar, the Patrelli's, and Micah.
My wife had never watched the Breakfast Club before, so we did this past weekend (on VHS no less).
The one thing they all had in common was hating their parents.
Caught it on TBS )or something) the other day.
I watched it with your view in mind.
I agree.
Furthermore, in the brief time we saw the parents in the beginning, they all just wanted their kids to do well, to not screw up, and have bright futures.
What pricks.
Is it no-win between parents and their kids?
As a young Philip J. Fry said when he was 12, "Ah, my Breakfast Club soundtrack. I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff."
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:43 pm
by TPRJones
GORDON wrote:they all just wanted their kids to do well, to not screw up, and have bright futures
IIRC, not all of them, one (or maybe two) of them were pretty non-caring one way or the other about what their kids did or did not do.
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:29 pm
by GORDON
Well, Bender had it rough, but the rest... even Ally Sheedy's family had money, They probably didn't understand the emo thing she had going. Way ahead of her time.
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:21 am
by TheCatt
Ally Sheedy's parents don't say anything in the intro.
Bender's dad only wanted him to succeed at one thing.
Molly Ringwald's dad didn't care about her, so much as getting back at mom.
Geek's mom only wanted him to study all the freaking time.
We never see the other guy's parents.