Goddamnit. He's pitying the fools, but in the Kumbaya way, not the B.A. Baracus fuck-you-up way. He's literally pitying the fools.Cakedaddy wrote:I've seen both "I Pity the Fool" episodes. VERY touchy feely family stuff. He doesn't really run around being Mr. T mean to people. He actually reminds me of Matt Fouly(sp?). I wonder if he lives in a black van down by the river. I watch it because it's Mr. T, but, I doubt it's got much of a future.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Page 1 is seriously dicked, obviously.
I'm 4 episodes in to season 1 of Heroes.
Observations:
Claire goes through, like, a cheerlleading outfit every episode. She must have a stockpile.
People in Tokyo, New York City, and Texas would not be able to simultaneously watch a solar eclipse.
Question:
If Claire had sex, would her hymen regenerate every time, making her a perpetual virgin?
Edited By GORDON on 1215891978
I'm 4 episodes in to season 1 of Heroes.
Observations:
Claire goes through, like, a cheerlleading outfit every episode. She must have a stockpile.
People in Tokyo, New York City, and Texas would not be able to simultaneously watch a solar eclipse.
Question:
If Claire had sex, would her hymen regenerate every time, making her a perpetual virgin?
Edited By GORDON on 1215891978
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
This happened on some other old thread too.
I went to "edit" on each jacked up post, then hit submit/post/whatever. It kinda fixes itself.
There were 4 bad posts on the first page, all had quotes. So I'm guessing it has something to do with the way quotes used to be done
I went to "edit" on each jacked up post, then hit submit/post/whatever. It kinda fixes itself.
There were 4 bad posts on the first page, all had quotes. So I'm guessing it has something to do with the way quotes used to be done
It's not me, it's someone else.
'Twould explain the Immaculate Conception.GORDON wrote:Question:
If Claire had sex, would her hymen regenerate every time, making her a perpetual virgin?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
My wife had never watched the Breakfast Club before, so we did this past weekend (on VHS no less).GORDON wrote:Also, you notice how many lives were screwed up by their psycho mothers? I count at least 3, Silar, the Patrelli's, and Micah.
The one thing they all had in common was hating their parents.
It's not me, it's someone else.
On a related note, the cheerleader fancies herself a singer.
This is Claire Bennet's new single, and if you can stand it, listen to all the lyrics. Worst song I've ever heard.
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This song makes me like Heroes less.
This is Claire Bennet's new single, and if you can stand it, listen to all the lyrics. Worst song I've ever heard.
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This song makes me like Heroes less.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
1. I'd hit it.
2. She thinks a lot of herself, doesn't she? You can see it in her eyes and how she carries herself.
3. The song wasn't the worst thing I've ever heard, mainly some chick begging for attention, which is pretty standard (no offense ladies). However, was she saying that she might try to hook up with other guys to make her "boyfriend" wake up and give her attention? If so, yeah, that's crap. I mean, that's teenager mentality. (Of course, there's a 99.99999% chance that she didn't write the song, but still...)
2. She thinks a lot of herself, doesn't she? You can see it in her eyes and how she carries herself.
3. The song wasn't the worst thing I've ever heard, mainly some chick begging for attention, which is pretty standard (no offense ladies). However, was she saying that she might try to hook up with other guys to make her "boyfriend" wake up and give her attention? If so, yeah, that's crap. I mean, that's teenager mentality. (Of course, there's a 99.99999% chance that she didn't write the song, but still...)
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Caught it on TBS )or something) the other day.TheCatt wrote:My wife had never watched the Breakfast Club before, so we did this past weekend (on VHS no less).GORDON wrote:Also, you notice how many lives were screwed up by their psycho mothers? I count at least 3, Silar, the Patrelli's, and Micah.
The one thing they all had in common was hating their parents.
I watched it with your view in mind.
I agree.
Furthermore, in the brief time we saw the parents in the beginning, they all just wanted their kids to do well, to not screw up, and have bright futures.
What pricks.
Is it no-win between parents and their kids?
As a young Philip J. Fry said when he was 12, "Ah, my Breakfast Club soundtrack. I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff."
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
IIRC, not all of them, one (or maybe two) of them were pretty non-caring one way or the other about what their kids did or did not do.GORDON wrote:they all just wanted their kids to do well, to not screw up, and have bright futures
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Ally Sheedy's parents don't say anything in the intro.
Bender's dad only wanted him to succeed at one thing.
Molly Ringwald's dad didn't care about her, so much as getting back at mom.
Geek's mom only wanted him to study all the freaking time.
We never see the other guy's parents.
Bender's dad only wanted him to succeed at one thing.
Molly Ringwald's dad didn't care about her, so much as getting back at mom.
Geek's mom only wanted him to study all the freaking time.
We never see the other guy's parents.
It's not me, it's someone else.