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Posted: **Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:22 pm**

Bah! I plan on becoming Matt Murdock.

Meanwhile, you guys will live a lonely life as a cuckold.

Posted: **Fri May 10, 2013 9:00 pm**

Bump, cuz I rehashed this with my wife and she said "This still makes total sense to me.'

Posted: **Fri May 10, 2013 9:08 pm**

thibodeaux wrote:Failure is not an option.

Supported. I don't believe in the no-win scenario.

Posted: **Sat May 11, 2013 10:00 pm**

TheCatt wrote:Yeah, I agree with you, Paul. My wife was like "Well, by this age, I've pretty much seen everything before."

So if I read that right, she'd rather you be blind than impotent?

I think she just wants you to bang her while wearing a paper bag over your head.

Posted: **Sun May 12, 2013 6:43 am**

As long as she wants to bang me...

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:11 pm**

No wonder Catt's happy, and Malcolm isn't.

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 7:17 pm**

TheCatt wrote: No wonder Catt's happy, and Malcolm isn't.

Catt, if anonymously banging guys in airport bathrooms every week is what makes you happy, go for it.

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 8:46 pm**

Malcolm wrote:
TheCatt wrote: No wonder Catt's happy, and Malcolm isn't.
Catt, if anonymously banging guys in airport bathrooms every week is what makes you happy, go for it.

Are you ever happy?

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:28 pm**

TheCatt wrote: Are you ever happy?

I honestly don't even know what the fuck that word means anymore.

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:23 pm**

Malcolm wrote:
TheCatt wrote: Are you ever happy?
I honestly don't even know what the fuck that word means anymore.

I'm going to go with

enjoying or characterized by well-being and contentment

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:36 pm**

TheCatt wrote: enjoying or characterized by well-being and contentment

I'm having the same problem with "enjoying." I've also always considered contentment to be a lesser form of that weird happiness thing, but whatever.

Posted: **Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:27 am**

Posted: **Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:49 am**

All cotton candy tastes like ass.

Posted: **Tue Mar 07, 2017 1:22 pm**

Do you eat a lot of ass?

Posted: **Tue Mar 07, 2017 1:36 pm**

Leisher wrote: Do you eat a lot of ass?

No, I can't stand Taco Bell.

Posted: **Tue Mar 07, 2017 1:40 pm**

Well, Malcolm, you failed the test.

Posted: **Tue Mar 07, 2017 3:06 pm**

Malcolm's sex life is a trend

Posted: **Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:10 pm**

This trend is easily explained:
1. More things to do.
2. Working longer hours.
3. Kids spending more time in the home.
4. Porn being more accessible than ever.

Posted: **Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:56 pm**

TheCatt wrote: Malcolm's sex life is a trend

Your moms must all be really busy.

Posted: **Tue Mar 07, 2017 8:18 pm**

5. So many men beginning to question the idea that gender isn't binary.
6. So many women being women, making men question the idea that gender isn't binary, and men give it up easier.