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Your eyes
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33%
Your penis
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67%
 
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Bah! I plan on becoming Matt Murdock.

Meanwhile, you guys will live a lonely life as a cuckold. :D
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Bump, cuz I rehashed this with my wife and she said "This still makes total sense to me.'
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Post by Malcolm »

thibodeaux wrote:Failure is not an option.
Supported. I don't believe in the no-win scenario.
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TheCatt wrote:Yeah, I agree with you, Paul. My wife was like "Well, by this age, I've pretty much seen everything before."

So if I read that right, she'd rather you be blind than impotent?

I think she just wants you to bang her while wearing a paper bag over your head.
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As long as she wants to bang me...
It's not me, it's someone else.
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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Post by Malcolm »

Catt, if anonymously banging guys in airport bathrooms every week is what makes you happy, go for it.
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Malcolm wrote:
Catt, if anonymously banging guys in airport bathrooms every week is what makes you happy, go for it.
Are you ever happy?
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Post by Malcolm »

TheCatt wrote: Are you ever happy?
I honestly don't even know what the fuck that word means anymore.
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Malcolm wrote:
TheCatt wrote: Are you ever happy?
I honestly don't even know what the fuck that word means anymore.
I'm going to go with
enjoying or characterized by well-being and contentment
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Post by Malcolm »

TheCatt wrote: enjoying or characterized by well-being and contentment
I'm having the same problem with "enjoying." I've also always considered contentment to be a lesser form of that weird happiness thing, but whatever.
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Post by Malcolm »

All cotton candy tastes like ass.
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Do you eat a lot of ass?
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Leisher wrote: Do you eat a lot of ass?
No, I can't stand Taco Bell.
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Well, Malcolm, you failed the test.
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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Post by Leisher »

This trend is easily explained:
1. More things to do.
2. Working longer hours.
3. Kids spending more time in the home.
4. Porn being more accessible than ever.
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Post by Malcolm »

Your moms must all be really busy.
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5. So many men beginning to question the idea that gender isn't binary.
6. So many women being women, making men question the idea that gender isn't binary, and men give it up easier.
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