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Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 7:44 pm
by TheCatt
Woman's 4 year old dies in lazy river.

Also, 2 morons here. Article title: Mother sues after daughter becomes second child in 3 years to drown at Myrtle Beach resort

Reality:
The lazy river loop at the Myrtle Beach resort was about three feet deep; Demi was 3-and-a-half feet tall. Her mother, Destiny Morgan, granted permission for the toddler to go in, then patiently waited for Demi to float back to her through the loop, according to a recently filed wrongful death lawsuit.
BY HERSELF
The resort, which hugs the beach coastline, is not required by law to have lifeguards at their lazy rivers or pools without slides, the South Carolina Department of Health and Environmental Control wrote in an email to CNN. Everywhere there is not a lifeguard, there must be a sign posted saying “No Lifeguard on Duty Swim at Your Own Risk,” the department added.
Shortly after her daughter’s death, Morgan was arrested and charged with unlawful neglect of a child. Nearly three years later, her case was dismissed after prosecutors declined to pursue it.
I understand in the "mom has suffered enough" thing, but if she's suing, maybe a lesson was needed?
A witness at the scene of the drowning that night told police she saw a female, who appeared to be Demi’s mother, take the 4-year-old to the pool before walking away, according to a Horry County police report. The witness told police she recognized the adult female because earlier that day, she saw her leave Demi in a hot tub while she went to the beach.

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Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:16 am
by Leisher
Some kids never have a chance.

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Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 11:45 am
by TheCatt


Or anyone else sticking their fingers in a Cybertruck closure.

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Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 11:57 am
by GORDON
To the island.

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Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 12:44 pm
by Leisher
He did it with a stick first and STILL put his finger in there.

Neuter this idiot.

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Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 12:48 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Tue May 07, 2024 12:44 pm He did it with a stick first and STILL put his finger in there.

Neuter this idiot.
Maybe he'll do it himself in his next video.

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Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 1:07 pm
by TheCatt

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Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 1:10 pm
by Leisher
To be fair, a man probably paid for this single, independent woman's entire vacation.

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Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 1:12 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Tue May 07, 2024 1:10 pm To be fair, a man probably paid for this single, independent woman's entire vacation.
Not cute enough.

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Posted: Tue May 07, 2024 1:16 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: Tue May 07, 2024 1:12 pm
Leisher wrote: Tue May 07, 2024 1:10 pm To be fair, a man probably paid for this single, independent woman's entire vacation.
Not cute enough.
She might have a great personality and is killer in bed.

Although, backing up your point, she also bitches about capitalism, just got a new tattoo that is huge and hideous, and has already been divorced. She blames CC debt on her husband.

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Posted: Mon May 27, 2024 12:03 am
by Leisher

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Posted: Mon May 27, 2024 9:22 am
by GORDON
wtf am i looking at

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Posted: Mon May 27, 2024 10:43 am
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote: Mon May 27, 2024 9:22 am wtf am i looking at
morons.

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Posted: Mon May 27, 2024 2:20 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: Mon May 27, 2024 10:43 am
GORDON wrote: Mon May 27, 2024 9:22 am wtf am i looking at
morons.
Correct.

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Posted: Wed May 29, 2024 10:55 pm
by Leisher

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Posted: Thu May 30, 2024 6:02 pm
by Leisher
Remember Rebecca Black's "Friday"? A fucking masterpiece compared to this turd.

Holy autotune Batman. I've never heard it used so much and so blatantly. Also, why the fuck is he rubbing his hands? It's creepy as hell.

Gordon - Waller played for the NFL's LV Raiders and his ex-wife for the WNBA's LV Aces.

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Posted: Thu May 30, 2024 10:21 pm
by Leisher

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Posted: Fri May 31, 2024 9:50 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Thu May 30, 2024 6:02 pm Remember Rebecca Black's "Friday"? A fucking masterpiece compared to this turd.
dude needs a "no" man to replace his "yes" men.
Failure...
I mean, the educational system can't fix everything.

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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2024 2:00 pm
by TheCatt
Aw, man, can't we have any fun?

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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2024 2:35 pm
by Leisher
He was still driving while attending a hearing about a citation he received for driving with a suspended license. Doesn't matter if there was a clerical error or not.

Although, his lawyer is the real moron here.