Congress works together to handle Zika-infected mosquitoes making their way to the US.
Senate Democrats on Tuesday blocked a Zika funding bill put forward by Republicans, objecting to a range of measures, including most prominently limits on funding for Planned Parenthood. The bill allows Zika funding for community health centers and other providers but not Planned Parenthood.
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Democrats blasted that as a political move, saying that Planned Parenthood’s contraceptive services could help prevent the spread of the virus through sex, and help women avoid pregnancy and the potential serious birth defects that come with Zika.
But wait, there are calls for bipartisanship.
Republicans, though, are accusing Democrats of opposing the Zika funding bill simply to protect a “special interest.”
“Special interests got to them, special interest groups snapped their fingers and the Democrats came running,” Sen. John Thune (S.D.), the Senate’s No. 3 Republican, told reporters. “And as a consequence, there is not going to be funding for Zika.”
No wait, what I meant to say is "they're bickering like fucking two-year olds in a sandbox." I'm sure John Thune's never taken a kickback from anyone and his constituents out in Devil's Scrotum, South Dakota, are proud of his participation in this obstructionist bullshit. I'm supposed to believe anyone's got anything on their mind besides reelection?
"They can't even agree if they want to piss, much less pick a pot to piss in."
- General Maxson, BoS
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."