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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:27 am
by thibodeaux
Egad, the Sun?

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:24 pm
by Leisher
Yeah, it was emailed to me this morning by a co-worker. I thought it was pretty funny, thus it ended up here.

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:05 pm
by GORDON
Leisher wrote:You know all those dramatic shots of ice melting in Antarctica and how this trend really has the global warming nazis freaking out?

Well as it turns out, the ice in Antarctica is GROWING.
A paper to be published soon by the British Antarctic Survey in the journal Geophysical Research Letters is expected to confirm that over the past 30 years, the area of sea ice around the continent has expanded.
See, the western portion of the continent has the melting issue, but the eastern side is freezing faster than the western side is melting.
Saw an argument the other day that went something like, "Global warming models have ALWAYS predicted Antarctic ice would grow. Anyone who said otherwise was just a sensationalist."

Hopefully the average person would see through that pile of horse shit, the same way they saw through Obama's "hope and change" bullshit. Oh shit, wait...

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:51 pm
by GORDON
Fuck planet Earth.

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Nice look at the downside of the circle of life.

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:29 pm
by GORDON
This is the most basic form of a MANMADE GLOBAL WARNING acolyte.

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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:36 pm
by TheCatt
I never know when the internet is just putting me on any more, and when it's real.

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:52 pm
by Malcolm

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:18 pm
by Malcolm
Scientist to global warming hippies, "Release your fucking data."
Professor Beddington said that particular caution was needed when communicating predictions about climate change made with the help of computer models.
...
“When you get into large-scale climate modelling there are quite substantial uncertainties. On the rate of change and the local effects, there are uncertainties both in terms of empirical evidence and the climate models themselves
...
“I think, wherever possible, we should try to ensure there is openness and that source material is available for the whole scientific community.”
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In response to one request for data Professor Phil Jones, the director of the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit and a contributor to the IPCC’s reports, wrote: “We have 25 or so years invested in the work. Why should I make the data available to you when your aim is to try and find something wrong with it?

Because it's called "testing your hypothesis" you twat.

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:38 am
by thibodeaux
That one line right there summarizes everything that's wrong with this "science."

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:03 pm
by Malcolm
Bin Laden bitches at the U.S. for climate change.

Wow. I'm somewhat perplexed as to why he gives a shit.

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:11 pm
by GORDON
For the first time I now wonder if Bin Laden was invented to promote an agenda.

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:32 am
by DoctorChaos
GORDON wrote:For the first time I now wonder if Bin Laden was invented to promote an agenda.
Well, he was on the CIA payroll for years when he was a Muhajadeen. I know I didn't spell that right, but you get the idea.

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 2:07 pm
by Leisher
Government predicts bad hurricane season...again.

Someone needs to tell them that when they make the same prediction 4 years in a row, they don't get to proclaim how right they were and how bad global warming is once their prediction final comes true.

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 2:54 pm
by Malcolm
What incentive do the "experts" have to predict a mild or easy hurricane season?

If they predict an easy season and they're right, effectively no one notices.
If they do that and they're wrong, they get blasted.
If they predict a horrible season and they're right, they'll be heralded as meteorological prophets.
If they predict a horrible season and they're wrong, the worst response they get is a sigh of relief from the general public that a Cat 5 storm wasn't rammed up their ass on a weekly basis.

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:10 pm
by Leisher

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:29 pm
by Malcolm

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:39 pm
by GORDON
Headline: "Rising sea puts Virginia city on climate change front-line "

In the actual article: "Like many other cities, Norfolk was built on filled-in marsh. Now that fill is settling and compacting. "

So sinking land = climate change.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id....k_times

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:10 pm
by GORDON
I'm just going to copy this entire article, for posterity.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech....recasts

1. Within a few years "children just aren't going to know what snow is." Snowfall will be "a very rare and exciting event." Dr. David Viner, senior research scientist at the climatic research unit (CRU) of the University of East Anglia, interviewed by the UK Independent, March 20, 2000.

Ten years later, in December 2009, London was hit by the heaviest snowfall seen in 20 years. And just last week, a snowstorm forced Heathrow airport to shut down, stranding thousands of Christmas travelers.

A spokesman for the government-funded British Council, where Viner now works as the lead climate change expert, told FoxNews.com that climate science had improved since the prediction was made.

"Over the past decade, climate science has moved on considerably and there is now more understanding about the impact climate change will have on weather patterns in the coming years," British Council spokesman Mark Herbert said. "However, Dr Viner believes that his general predictions are still relevant."

Herbert also pointed to another prediction from Viner in the same article, in which Viner predicted that "heavy snow would return occasionally" and that it would "probably cause chaos in 20 years time." Other scientists said "a few years" was simply too short a time frame for kids to forget what snow was.

"I'd say at some point, say 50 years from now, it might be right. If he said a few years, that was an unwise prediction," said Michael Oppenheimer, director of Princeton University's Program in Science, Technology and Environmental Policy.

Of course, Oppenheimer himself is known for controversial global warming scenarios.

2. "[By] 1995, the greenhouse effect would be desolating the heartlands of North America and Eurasia with horrific drought, causing crop failures and food riots…[By 1996] The Platte River of Nebraska would be dry, while a continent-wide black blizzard of prairie topsoil will stop traffic on interstates, strip paint from houses and shut down computers." Michael Oppenheimer, published in "Dead Heat," St. Martin's Press, 1990.

Oppenheimer told FoxNews.com that he was trying to illustrate one possible outcome of failing to curb emissions, not making a specific prediction. He added that the gist of his story had in fact come true, even if the events had not occurred in the U.S.

"On the whole I would stand by these predictions -- not predictions, sorry, scenarios -- as having at least in a general way actually come true," he said. "There's been extensive drought, devastating drought, in significant parts of the world. The fraction of the world that's in drought has increased over that period."

That may be in doubt, however. Data from NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center shows that precipitation -- rain and snow -- has increased slightly over the century.

3. "Arctic specialist Bernt Balchen says a general warming trend over the North Pole is melting the polar ice cap and may produce an ice-free Arctic Ocean by the year 2000." Christian Science Monitor, June 8, 1972.

Ice coverage has fallen, though as of last month, the Arctic Ocean had 3.82 million square miles of ice cover -- an area larger than the continental United States -- according to The National Snow and Ice Data Center.

4. "Using computer models, researchers concluded that global warming would raise average annual temperatures nationwide two degrees by 2010." Associated Press, May 15, 1989.

Status of prediction: According to NASA, global temperature has increased by about 0.7 degrees Fahrenheit since 1989. And U.S. temperature has increased even less over the same period.

The group that did the study, Atmospheric and Environmental Research Inc., said it could not comment in time for this story due to the holidays.

But Oppenheimer said that the difference between an increase of nearly one degree and an increase of two degrees was "definitely within the margin of error... I would think the scientists themselves would be happy with that prediction."

Many scientists, especially in the 1970s, made an error in the other direction by predicting global freezing:

5. "By 1985, air pollution will have reduced the amount of sunlight reaching earth by one half." Life magazine, January 1970.

Life Magazine also noted that some people disagree, "but scientists have solid experimental and historical evidence to support each of the following predictions."

Air quality has actually improved since 1970. Studies find that sunlight reaching the Earth fell by somewhere between 3 and 5 percent over the period in question.

6. "If present trends continue, the world will be ... eleven degrees colder by the year 2000. This is about twice what it would take to put us in an ice age." Kenneth E.F. Watt, in "Earth Day," 1970.

According to NASA, global temperature has increased by about 1 degree Fahrenheit since 1970.

How could scientists have made such off-base claims? Dr. Paul Ehrlich, author of "The Population Bomb" and president of Stanford University's Center for Conservation Biology, told FoxNews.com that ideas about climate science changed a great deal in the the '70s and '80s.

"Present trends didn't continue," Ehrlich said of Watt's prediction. "There was considerable debate in the climatological community in the '60s about whether there would be cooling or warming … Discoveries in the '70s and '80s showed that the warming was going to be the overwhelming force."

Ehrlich told FoxNews.com that the consequences of future warming could be dire.

The proverbial excrement is "a lot closer to the fan than it was in 1968," he said. "And every single colleague I have agrees with that."

He added, "Scientists don't live by the opinion of Rush Limbaugh and Palin and George W. They live by the support of their colleagues, and I've had full support of my colleagues continuously."

But Ehrlich admits that several of his own past environmental predictions have not come true:

7. "By the year 2000 the United Kingdom will be simply a small group of impoverished islands, inhabited by some 70 million hungry people ... If I were a gambler, I would take even money that England will not exist in the year 2000." Ehrlich, Speech at British Institute For Biology, September 1971.

Ehrlich's prediction was taken seriously when he made it, and New Scientist magazine underscored his speech in an editorial titled "In Praise of Prophets."

"When you predict the future, you get things wrong," Ehrlich admitted, but "how wrong is another question. I would have lost if I had had taken the bet. However, if you look closely at England, what can I tell you? They're having all kinds of problems, just like everybody else."

8. "In ten years all important animal life in the sea will be extinct. Large areas of coastline will have to be evacuated because of the stench of dead fish." Ehrlich, speech during Earth Day, 1970

"Certainly the first part of that was very largely true -- only off in time," Ehrlich told FoxNews.com. "The second part is, well -- the fish haven't washed up, but there are very large dead zones around the world, and they frequently produce considerable stench."

"Again, not totally accurate, but I never claimed to predict the future with full accuracy," he said.




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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:27 am
by GORDON
Recently predicted "global warming refugees" not materializing.

http://spectator.org/blog/2011/04/12/millions-of-missing-climate-re

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 4:48 pm
by GORDON
Hey look, Al Gore came up for air.

http://www.mnn.com/earth-m....irthers

Says climate change deniers are as dumb as birthers.