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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2023 3:17 pm
by GORDON
I see it validated more and more as official language not just spoken, but written. It's just slang, and slang has never been considered proper, communicative English except for the young idiots who spoke it. It denotes pure ignorance. Normalizing it makes us all stupider.

Word, he said ironically.

But I would never argue that my saying "Word" was anything except outdated, trendy patois. It wouldn't go into a professional document, or serious school essay.

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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2023 3:20 pm
by Leisher
Nothing you just said is wrong.

I accept any dialect spoken.

Written is a whole other ball game. AAVE, Cajun, street, teen slang, Boston accents, etc. are completely unacceptable in written form. Sorry, not sorry.

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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2023 3:24 pm
by GORDON
90% of every viral tweet I see is in "They worried about shawty," or something to that effect. Basic rules of English, our common tongue, ignored. Sometimes it's so convoluted my ancient brain has to spend time deciphering it. You say something about it, you get called racist.

I know why old people get angry. Over time, we hoped to see things get better. People getting smarter, universe becoming more idiot-proof. Except the joke is the universe also keeps producing better idiots.

It's frustrating.

Old head get mad.

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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2023 4:27 pm
by Leisher
The first five minutes of Idiocracy gets less funny the more I think about it.

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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2023 9:28 pm
by Leisher

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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2023 10:28 am
by Leisher
The funny troll account I mentioned previously took a break to discuss who is the easiest to troll:

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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2023 10:32 am
by GORDON
Education - The easiest people to troll are (1) Those academia and those with advanced degrees, particularly those who list their degrees in their Twitter bio;
I wrote an essay 1-2 decades ago that capital-I Intellectuals were idiots, in many ways.

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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 9:04 am
by TheCatt
Hey, Gordon...


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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:52 pm
by Leisher

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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 9:51 pm
by Leisher
The attack isn't funny. The fact it got Polamalu trending is.

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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2024 8:19 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Wed Jan 03, 2024 9:51 pm The attack isn't funny. The fact it got Polamalu trending is.
Dude was "having a bad day"

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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2024 10:21 am
by Leisher
Dude's about to have 10-20 years worth of bad days.

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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2024 2:45 pm
by Leisher
I don't want her to do any of this stuff to me. But I would consider her "violently sexy". That make sense?


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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2024 3:39 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Fri Jan 05, 2024 2:45 pm But I would consider her "violently sexy". That make sense?
Yes, but I'm not into violent sexy. But I like her attitude.

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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2024 3:40 pm
by TheCatt
Why did the person at 3:33 have to specify human woman?

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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2024 4:46 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: Fri Jan 05, 2024 3:40 pm Why did the person at 3:33 have to specify human woman?
Not sure I want to know the answer.

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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2024 5:57 pm
by Leisher

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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2024 7:02 pm
by GORDON
I've met these people. Dating app pics are the sales pitch, 4 foot wide hips are the reality.

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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2024 7:32 pm
by TheCatt
Yeah, within 1 second I knew where that was going.

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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2024 9:58 pm
by Leisher
Update on the judge jumper. That's a lot of felonies.