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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2023 5:15 pm
by Cakedaddy
I can't understand what he's saying.

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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2023 5:34 pm
by TheCatt
Cakedaddy wrote: Sun Dec 17, 2023 5:15 pm I can't understand what he's saying.
He said something she said was in the purse, was not in the purse.

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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2023 5:39 pm
by Cakedaddy
That's what I figured.

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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2023 11:43 am
by Leisher
Anything for internet fame!

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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2023 7:01 pm
by Leisher
Everybody that ever did anything good were all black. They just didn't know it.

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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:41 pm
by TheCatt

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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2023 5:39 pm
by Leisher
Who is going to tell him?

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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2023 11:32 am
by Leisher
Don't tell them about Dragon's Breath.

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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2023 12:08 pm
by GORDON
High

larious.

I think the one girl is taking a minute to consider her life choices.

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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:01 pm
by Leisher
Moron, selfish asshole, or both?

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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:57 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:01 pm Moron, selfish asshole, or both?
I dunno, I was entertained by the idea of "I just want to use the wifi that's outside your house, keep the wifi inside your house to yourself" I'm going to try and remember to use that logic some day.

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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2024 1:08 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:57 pm
Leisher wrote: Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:01 pm Moron, selfish asshole, or both?
I dunno, I was entertained by the idea of "I just want to use the wifi that's outside your house, keep the wifi inside your house to yourself" I'm going to try and remember to use that logic some day.
I genuinely don't even know if I could spot where to use such "logic". :D

I think the complete lack of even offering to pay half the bill makes him an asshole. He just wanted it free. BTW, if I'm the guy in the house, I'm immediately calling the provider or the authorities to report this because of the guy's comment about "downloads". That fucker is up to some illegal shit and it's got the wrong IP all over it.

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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2024 1:11 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: Tue Jan 02, 2024 1:08 pm I think the complete lack of even offering to pay half the bill makes him an asshole. He just wanted it free. BTW, if I'm the guy in the house, I'm immediately calling the provider or the authorities to report this because of the guy's comment about "downloads". That fucker is up to some illegal shit and it's got the wrong IP all over it.
Yeah, at the end of the day I don't trust many people to be on my wifi.

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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2024 3:42 pm
by GORDON
I know for damned sure I turned my guess access off.

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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2024 3:48 pm
by TheCatt
GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 02, 2024 3:42 pm I know for damned sure I turned my guess access off.
I have a guest network with password.... for guests. I don't want them on my real network.

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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2024 3:51 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: Tue Jan 02, 2024 3:48 pm
GORDON wrote: Tue Jan 02, 2024 3:42 pm I know for damned sure I turned my guess access off.
I have a guest network with password.... for guests. I don't want them on my real network.
Ditto.

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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2024 8:22 am
by TheCatt
Dude gets naked jumps in Bass Pro Shop aquarium, knocks himself out.

No word on if he was visiting Alabama from FL.

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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2024 10:20 am
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: Fri Jan 05, 2024 8:22 am Dude gets naked jumps in Bass Pro Shop aquarium, knocks himself out.

No word on if he was visiting Alabama from FL.
Are we sure we know where Gordon is right now?

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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2024 11:28 pm
by Leisher

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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2024 11:26 am
by TheCatt
https://www.insideedition.com/elderly-s ... cops-85410

Maybe this doesn't belong here, but...
Family members said they were at the home on Wednesday to help their parents with the heater as they said both the gas heater and hot water heater were both out and the residence was getting too cold. Family members told police that they "fiddled" with a wire until the pilot light came on, then left, according to The Messenger.
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An elderly South Carolina couple were found dead inside their home Saturday and cops say the heater's temperature was 1,000 degrees, according to reports.
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Fire officials said the interior temperature of the home still exceeded 120 degrees after the home was open to cold weather for about 20 minutes, according to The Messenger.

Medics measured the body temperatures of the victims with a device that reached up to 106 degrees and both victims exceeded that reading, according to The Messenger.