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Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2023 5:01 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: ↑Fri Jun 02, 2023 4:48 pm
I really don't like these vultures.
I don't either, but I read the story, and he seems perfectly guilty in this case. She's overstating it for emotional distress and what not, but he clearly committed a crime.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2023 8:50 pm
by Leisher
Oh, I'm well aware he committed a crime, but that's like hitting the lotto for these scumbags. This is their pot at the end of the rainbow and what they strive for. She'll get paid and be in the headlines herself.
These assholes purposely are as intrusive and annoying as possible anytime they cross paths with someone famous. They push and push hoping to invoke a reaction. Fuck them. I'd defend ANY celebrity losing their shit on these scum.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2023 10:47 pm
by GORDON
They play "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you," until they finally piss the person off and they can flop and get their payday.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2023 1:25 pm
by Leisher
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2023 1:41 pm
by TheCatt
Srsly, wtf?
The court, however, ruled in Liu's favor, stating that he should only cover the cost of his own and Zhang's meal, which was approximately 1,400 yuan (approximately $197).
Amen.
There was something on reddit where a dude asked a girl out, and she ordered 3 meals, with 2 of them to take home. Like, "OK, enjoying paying for that, woman"
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2023 3:13 pm
by Leisher
Seriously, the sense of entitlement for a lot of people (although I don't think "most") is insane.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2023 3:25 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: ↑Fri Jun 09, 2023 3:13 pm
Seriously, the sense of entitlement for a lot of people (although I don't think "most") is insane.
I don't think it's most. But the ones who act like this sure get attention.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2023 6:19 pm
by GORDON
There's a "Family Feud" commercial on some channel. "Name a time when you'd say yes to a date, when you'd rather say no."
Woman shouts out "Gotta eat!" to much laughter.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2023 11:31 pm
by Leisher
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2023 12:06 am
by GORDON
Whenever I hear, "I hate him and he's borderline abusive but our finances are entwined and he makes more than me," my brain translates it as, "I hate him but I really need his money."
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2023 3:08 pm
by Leisher
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2023 3:16 pm
by TheCatt
The Honolulu Police Department has made an arrest in connection with the vandalization of a sand sculpture in Waikiki. According to reports, a 15-year-old girl has been taken into custody in relation to the incident that occurred on August 12, 2019. The act was captured on the security cameras of the Royal Hawaiian Hotel at approximately 11 p.m.
8/23/19 Update: In an update to the sand sculpture vandalism case at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel in Waikiki, Honolulu police have made another arrest. A second juvenile suspect, a 17-year-old girl, was taken into custody on Wednesday on suspicion of second-degree criminal property damage.
This arrest follows the apprehension of a 15-year-old girl on Tuesday, who was also charged with the same offense. The authorities are diligently working to hold those responsible accountable for their actions.
So why the heck is that on twitter today?
Also, I was expecting a real walrus, so I'm a little disappointed.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2023 9:37 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: ↑Mon Jun 12, 2023 3:16 pm
Also, I was expecting a real walrus, so I'm a little disappointed.
First of all, HA!
TheCatt wrote: ↑Mon Jun 12, 2023 3:16 pm
So why the heck is that on twitter today?
The amount of older news I'm seeing recycled lately is insane. If I had to guess I'd say new content is always needed and sometimes you have to go to the past to find it.
Best comment in that Twitter thread was someone asking what kind of fence that was to hold her weight.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2023 12:13 pm
by TheCatt
Dude hits pop signer in head with cellphone during show because he thought it'd be funny.
The offending audience member has since been identified in a criminal complaint obtained by Rolling Stone as 27-year-0ld New Jersey resident Nicholas Malvagna. According to the complaint, Malvagna stated of his intentions: “I was trying to see if I could hit her with the phone at the end of the show because it would be funny.” Malvagna has since been charged with two counts of assault, one count of harassment, one count of aggravated harassment and one count of attempted assault, per Rolling Stone.
Death penalty.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2023 5:37 am
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: ↑Tue Jun 20, 2023 12:13 pmDeath penalty.
Seconded
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2023 10:56 pm
by Leisher
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2023 2:10 am
by Leisher
Pro tip: If your famous brother shot someone recently, perhaps you should avoid tweeting your opinion on guns because you know what's going to happen... The internet did not disappoint.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2023 11:59 pm
by Leisher
Lana Rhodes is completely ashamed of what she did and it horrifies her that anyone can see her work. She also works for Playboy and wouldn't change a thing about the things she's done. Wut? She talks in circles.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:14 pm
by Leisher
Mort from Bob's Burgers (that's apparently who this person is, I didn't look it up) wants you to know that his progressive beliefs are more important than actual science. He's getting ratioed to hell over his hatred and bigotry. Why are the people who claim to be the most tolerant and open minded always the most stubborn and hate filled?
(Make sure you keep reading after this tweet because it gets funny.)
Andy brought attention upon himself, and peeps quickly saw that he clearly has other accounts that he uses to like and comment on his stuff while pretending to be other people. Here's an example of when he forgot to log into a different account to comment:
How insecure and fragile do you have to be to do something like this, seriously?
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:18 pm
by GORDON
He thinks women = trans women = women?