I don't either, but I read the story, and he seems perfectly guilty in this case. She's overstating it for emotional distress and what not, but he clearly committed a crime.
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Oh, I'm well aware he committed a crime, but that's like hitting the lotto for these scumbags. This is their pot at the end of the rainbow and what they strive for. She'll get paid and be in the headlines herself.
These assholes purposely are as intrusive and annoying as possible anytime they cross paths with someone famous. They push and push hoping to invoke a reaction. Fuck them. I'd defend ANY celebrity losing their shit on these scum.
These assholes purposely are as intrusive and annoying as possible anytime they cross paths with someone famous. They push and push hoping to invoke a reaction. Fuck them. I'd defend ANY celebrity losing their shit on these scum.
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"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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They play "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you," until they finally piss the person off and they can flop and get their payday.
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Srsly, wtf?
Amen.The court, however, ruled in Liu's favor, stating that he should only cover the cost of his own and Zhang's meal, which was approximately 1,400 yuan (approximately $197).
There was something on reddit where a dude asked a girl out, and she ordered 3 meals, with 2 of them to take home. Like, "OK, enjoying paying for that, woman"
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Seriously, the sense of entitlement for a lot of people (although I don't think "most") is insane.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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I don't think it's most. But the ones who act like this sure get attention.
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There's a "Family Feud" commercial on some channel. "Name a time when you'd say yes to a date, when you'd rather say no."
Woman shouts out "Gotta eat!" to much laughter.
Woman shouts out "Gotta eat!" to much laughter.
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Whenever I hear, "I hate him and he's borderline abusive but our finances are entwined and he makes more than me," my brain translates it as, "I hate him but I really need his money."
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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The Honolulu Police Department has made an arrest in connection with the vandalization of a sand sculpture in Waikiki. According to reports, a 15-year-old girl has been taken into custody in relation to the incident that occurred on August 12, 2019. The act was captured on the security cameras of the Royal Hawaiian Hotel at approximately 11 p.m.
So why the heck is that on twitter today?8/23/19 Update: In an update to the sand sculpture vandalism case at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel in Waikiki, Honolulu police have made another arrest. A second juvenile suspect, a 17-year-old girl, was taken into custody on Wednesday on suspicion of second-degree criminal property damage.
This arrest follows the apprehension of a 15-year-old girl on Tuesday, who was also charged with the same offense. The authorities are diligently working to hold those responsible accountable for their actions.
Also, I was expecting a real walrus, so I'm a little disappointed.
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First of all, HA!
The amount of older news I'm seeing recycled lately is insane. If I had to guess I'd say new content is always needed and sometimes you have to go to the past to find it.
Best comment in that Twitter thread was someone asking what kind of fence that was to hold her weight.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Dude hits pop signer in head with cellphone during show because he thought it'd be funny.
Death penalty.The offending audience member has since been identified in a criminal complaint obtained by Rolling Stone as 27-year-0ld New Jersey resident Nicholas Malvagna. According to the complaint, Malvagna stated of his intentions: “I was trying to see if I could hit her with the phone at the end of the show because it would be funny.” Malvagna has since been charged with two counts of assault, one count of harassment, one count of aggravated harassment and one count of attempted assault, per Rolling Stone.
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Pro tip: If your famous brother shot someone recently, perhaps you should avoid tweeting your opinion on guns because you know what's going to happen... The internet did not disappoint.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Lana Rhodes is completely ashamed of what she did and it horrifies her that anyone can see her work. She also works for Playboy and wouldn't change a thing about the things she's done. Wut? She talks in circles.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Mort from Bob's Burgers (that's apparently who this person is, I didn't look it up) wants you to know that his progressive beliefs are more important than actual science. He's getting ratioed to hell over his hatred and bigotry. Why are the people who claim to be the most tolerant and open minded always the most stubborn and hate filled?
(Make sure you keep reading after this tweet because it gets funny.)
Andy brought attention upon himself, and peeps quickly saw that he clearly has other accounts that he uses to like and comment on his stuff while pretending to be other people. Here's an example of when he forgot to log into a different account to comment:

How insecure and fragile do you have to be to do something like this, seriously?
(Make sure you keep reading after this tweet because it gets funny.)
Andy brought attention upon himself, and peeps quickly saw that he clearly has other accounts that he uses to like and comment on his stuff while pretending to be other people. Here's an example of when he forgot to log into a different account to comment:
How insecure and fragile do you have to be to do something like this, seriously?
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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He thinks women = trans women = women?
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