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Commanders up to 7th on tankthon. yaaayyyy. Browns 5th, but could help their position against the Ravens later.

In Pittsburgh, the combined age of the QBs playing today is 81.

Don't worry about their health though. Neither team has a defense playing.

Leisher wrote: ↑Sun Nov 16, 2025 1:26 pm In Pittsburgh, the combined age of the QBs playing today is 81.

Don't worry about their health though. Neither team has a defense playing.

Depends on which side of the bed Steelers' D woke up on today. They've been so Jekyll/Hyde

Great day for me to have Gainwell + Watson on the bench. Probably will still win since my opponent sucks donkey balls.

Well, we know why Sanders wasn't starting.

Shedeur Sanders regular season debut: 4/16, 47 yards, 0 TD, 1 INT, 2 sacks, 1 intentional grounding, 13.5 passer rating

RedZone showed Sanders come in and the Cleveland faithful were super excited. I didn't see many more highlights. Now I know why.

I really need Goedert to score a TD to give me a good chance in one league. In the other, as long as St. Brown doesn't catch a 40 or 50 yard TD, I should be ok.

My team blew chunks in the afternoon/late, but were far enough ahead it didn't matter. I have 1 player left, and a 25 pt lead. He has nothing.

Penix done for the year.

NFL tells Chase to swallow.

Sanders' debut was even worse than he knew at the time.

Leisher wrote: ↑Mon Nov 17, 2025 5:05 pm NFL tells Chase to swallow.

"I'M GOING TO KILL THAT FUCKER IF MY FANTASY TEAM LOSESOSE!1!" - Someone, probably.

Leisher wrote: ↑Mon Nov 17, 2025 5:05 pm Sanders' debut was even worse than he knew at the time.

I hope they saw his performance and were like "Oh shit, we better give these participation awards back"

TheCatt wrote: ↑Mon Nov 17, 2025 5:33 pm "I'M GOING TO KILL THAT FUCKER IF MY FANTASY TEAM LOSESOSE!1!" - Someone, probably.

Fan is short for fanatic...

However, the gamblers who personally blame players are the lowest of the low. I do not understand how someone's brain makes that logic jump. YOU made a bad bet. YOU wagered more than you could lose. It's ALL YOUR fault.

TheCatt wrote: ↑Mon Nov 17, 2025 5:33 pm I hope they saw his performance and were like "Oh shit, we better give these participation awards back"

Don't forget that Colorado retired his number or whatever.

Leisher wrote: ↑Mon Nov 17, 2025 8:14 pm However, the gamblers who personally blame players are the lowest of the low. I do not understand how someone's brain makes that logic jump. YOU made a bad bet. YOU wagered more than you could lose. It's ALL YOUR fault.

These people should be jailed. Or turned into paste.

I am fucked in fantasy this week. I'm in a must win against the #1 team and I am down to one RB, Barkley. In a 12 team league, believe me when I tell you there is NOBODY left on waivers. My other guys are OUT or on BYE. To make matters worse, I have to start Jacobi Meyers as a WR, and I have nobody to put in FLEX.

However, I am #1 on the waiver wire and I'm targeting the only plausible option...

In the other league, I've got the bench guys to fill my lineup, but I'm playing one of the top 3 teams there.

Leisher wrote: ↑Tue Nov 18, 2025 4:23 pm However, I am #1 on the waiver wire and I'm targeting the only plausible option...

sean tucker?

TheCatt wrote: ↑Tue Nov 18, 2025 5:16 pmsean tucker?

Good guess, but he's taken. Wilson. The backup RB in GB. The problem is the injury report comes out tomorrow and waivers hit tonight. So, I could take a guy who won't start, but I have no other options.

Put a preseason parlay in of the Saints, Browns, Titans, and Dolphins to miss the playoffs. Looks like I have a .2% chance to lose that bet. If I lose it, I will demand a statue be erected in my honor on the strip. It'd be called "The Cooler".

Leisher wrote: ↑Tue Nov 18, 2025 10:19 pm Put a preseason parlay in of the Saints, Browns, Titans, and Dolphins to miss the playoffs. Looks like I have a .2% chance to lose that bet. If I lose it, I will demand a statue be erected in my honor on the strip. It'd be called "The Cooler".

Whoa. What's the payout on that?

Not much. Remember, I don't wager shit. I'm not a whale...well, in gambling terms...I think I'm getting $40 on a $5 bet. All four teams were favorites to not make the playoffs, and I took the free money.

I made more last year wagering $5 that Houston would win their division. That paid $80.

It would be the most AFC North thing ever.