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Today's game was interesting:
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I love football in the snow. We we are FedEx yesterday, not as much snow, but still fun.
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On a bye in my league with Stranger. Looks like he won. I think he'll be playing the other team that got a bye next week. Wish I was, that guy's team is decimated.

In my work league I'm currently beating the #1 ranked team by 13 points. He's got Jefferies tonight, and I've got Bailey. If I suck, I think I beat him on the tie breaker putting me into the playoffs and eliminating him. Going to look at the math on that at lunch.
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AP has obviously not played enough in Philly. Seriously, there can't be any fans worse than Philadelphia fans. No, not even Detroit. The Phillies, '76ers, Eagles, and Flyers all have legendary asshole fans notorious even among other asshole fans for their assholiness.

Gronk tears multiple things that take forever to heal. While the hit was indeed legal, the league may have to decide if the tradeoff for things like this is worth it. Every low shot has a chance to take away 1.5 seasons from someone's career. Every high shot has a chance to cause significant neurological damage. I wouldn't be shocked if the NFL started imposing some kind of size/weight limit on a per position basis. Other than making it touch/flag football, there's no other way to cut down on the injuries. Eventually, all the dudes with legs that took too many hits will band together like all the dudes whose heads took too many hits.
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Skins fans were throwing some snowballs... almost hit players a few times. Not a lot of them though (wasn't a ton of snow)
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NFL listens to Malcolm.
The good news, according to NFL sources, is that the competition committee will look at this issue after the season.
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Malcolm wrote:You're Washington. Your season is fucked. RG3 has been playing like RG0.5. Why not toss Cousins in?
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I was there when Cousins got into Sunday's game.
Me: Oh look, Cousins. Guess they've given up.
Brother: C'mon, he's a good QB. Maybe he'll give them a spark.
Me: He's not that good.
[Redskins proceed to score 0 more points]
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McCown was named NFC offensive player of the week for his performance in Monday night's win over the Cowboys. He became the first Bears quarterback since 1972 to produce five touchdowns in a game, passing for a career-high four scores and running for another.

McCown threw for 348 yards, becoming the first quarterback in Bears history with three straight 300-yard games, and posted a career-high 141.9 passer rating.


So... of course the Bears are planning to start Cutler
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John Madden proves he's old and insane.
Football players have one job above all others: compete. It's at the heart of all professional athletic leagues.

No. It's a job. You want to make as much cash as possible for as long as possible. If everyone competed to the utmost, you'd notice way more injuries. These are not X-Box sprites. I think his chances of improving in the last few games are smaller than his chances of getting hurt worse, physically or psychologically.
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Malcolm wrote:John Madden proves he's old and insane.
Football players have one job above all others: compete. It's at the heart of all professional athletic leagues.
No. It's a job. You want to make as much cash as possible for as long as possible. If everyone competed to the utmost, you'd notice way more injuries. These are not X-Box sprites. I think his chances of improving in the last few games are smaller than his chances of getting hurt worse, physically or psychologically.
Every time I see a WR or RB run out of bounds instead of fighting/diving for 2-3 more yards, it drives me crazy.
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I wonder what Hoyer was thinking when he fought for those yards instead of sliding.
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Malcolm wrote:I wonder what Hoyer was thinking when he fought for those yards instead of sliding.
I didn't say QB.
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No. It's a job. You want to make as much cash as possible for as long as possible. If everyone competed to the utmost, you'd notice way more injuries. These are not X-Box sprites. I think his chances of improving in the last few games are smaller than his chances of getting hurt worse, physically or psychologically.


I disagree with you.

To players like Albert Haynesworth, it is absolutely a job, and for assholes like him, not even that.

However, to the majority of the players, it's about competing. Players don't dive the extra yard for $50 more. They don't get into fights with teammates or coaches for cash. They don't cry during press conferences for gift cards. Russell Wilson isn't excited about baseball because he needs the extra cash to make ends meet.

The majority of players are there to win. Yes, they want that cash, and that's why they aren't exclusively loyal to one club or another, but they want to win.
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Players don't dive the extra yard for $50 more.

They dive so they can get a better contract next time. Some of them are playing for the legacy or the championship they never got, like Tony Gonzalez. Not to say he isn't busting his ass. Not coincidentally, players who are on the winning side tend to command better salaries.




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They dive so they can get a better contract next time. Some of them are playing for the legacy or the championship they never got, like Tony Gonzalez. Not to say he isn't busting his ass. Not coincidentally, players who are on the winning side tend to command better salaries.


You are wrong. Actually, you aren't just wrong, you're batshit insane and ignoring the realities of human nature wrong.

I played football and played to win. Never made a dime. I played for the love of the game. Ditto for golf and tennis and basketball. I play poker and would hand someone the cash if I could win the bracelet my league hands out. I play League of Legends and get into arguments with my friends over it for zero money.

You're telling me that pro football players don't give a fuck about anything but money? Why is that exactly? Why do veterans risk their health on minimum contracts? For their legacies? I didn't realize you got royalties from your "legacy".

Let's talk about the morons who skip big paydays in less violent sports to play football for less money.

Sorry, but you are ridiculously wrong.

Yeah, there a players who just want that paycheck. We see it every year. However, the majority of those guys play for the love of the game.
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Minimum NFL salary for a practice squad dude for one season: $100K.
I didn't realize you got royalties from your "legacy".

That's more ego or pride, which is the only thing I've seen that trumps wanting more money.

You're telling me that pro football players don't give a fuck about anything but money?

I say they give more of a fuck about cash than they'd like to admit. I'd say it's their #1 priority in a pro sport that could see their careers done in a single hit. No one wants to be the next Jahvid Best. Everyone would like to be the next Barry Sanders and retire at their peak.

I played football and played to win. Never made a dime. I played for the love of the game. Ditto for golf and tennis and basketball. I play poker and would hand someone the cash if I could win the bracelet my league hands out. I play League of Legends and get into arguments with my friends over it for zero money.

I was unaware you played any of these professionally, as in "this is how I earn my living and pay my bills." If you're doing it as a hobby, that's quite different.

I play poker and would hand someone the cash if I could win the bracelet my league hands out.

And I bet a fuckload of NFL players would forgo their contractual bonuses to get some Super Bowl jewelry. That's still ego.
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Hell, the entire PED thing in every fucking sport is about the money. Why? So you can get bigger and faster dudes. Why? To win more. Why? Because winning teams make more money, players on winning teams make more money. There are some pathological cases where results don't matter much, e.g. Green Bay could go winless for 100 years and still sell out every home game, the Minnesota T-Wolves could win ten straight NBA championships and still have shit attendance, but for the most part, not as many fans go to see losers. Ask the Montreal Expos.
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OK, so QB has been a hell hole for me this year in fantasy. Who would you start?
Eli Manning vs Seattle
EJ Manuel vs Tampa
Josh McCown vs Cleveland (Dipshit is back, and announced as starter)
Mike Glennon vs Buffalo
Jason Campbell vs Chicago

I'm leaning towards Campbell right now...
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