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General TSA thread
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 8:34 am
by TheCatt
Malcolm wrote: Shoes on? Ah, you're in the
pre-check sellouts, tools, bitches, and collaborators club.
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over how fast I moved through security.
General TSA thread
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 12:48 pm
by GORDON
Probably the Doppler Effect.
General TSA thread
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:05 pm
by Malcolm
TheCatt wrote: Malcolm wrote: Shoes on? Ah, you're in the
pre-check sellouts, tools, bitches, and collaborators club.
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over how fast I moved through security.
I bet the dudes in Vichy France moved pretty quick for a few years.
General TSA thread
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:50 pm
by TheCatt
Malcolm wrote: TheCatt wrote: Malcolm wrote: Shoes on? Ah, you're in the
pre-check sellouts, tools, bitches, and collaborators club.
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over how fast I moved through security.
I bet the dudes in Vichy France moved pretty quick for a few years.
I don't know what that means, but poor people's tears are delicious.
General TSA thread
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:51 am
by GORDON
The Onion all stealin ma jokes about how people like Catt sneer at the sheep-people queuing up for the TSA search.
http://www.theonion.com/article/america ... ay-m-56545
General TSA thread
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 10:26 am
by TheCatt
I've always called it a one-way mirror, not two-way. But apparently it depends on which side is bright, and which is dark.
General TSA thread
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 11:32 am
by Vince
TheCatt wrote: I've always called it a one-way mirror, not two-way. But apparently it depends on which side is bright, and which is dark.
I've always thought it more accurate to call it a one way window, as common mirrors are one way as well.
General TSA thread
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 10:51 am
by Leisher
General TSA thread
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:56 am
by Leisher
General TSA thread
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 12:13 pm
by TheCatt
On the one hand it's vague, but on the other hand, some people are assholes.
Created in February, less than 50 people’s names have been added to the list.
The good news is that the list cannot be used to prevent passengers from boarding a flight. It also cannot impel extra screening at security checkpoints, according to the document
In addition, guidelines in the directive prohibit profiling and inclusion in the list based on race, gender, or religion.
“It's simply an awareness that somebody is going through the checkpoint that has demonstrated concerning, assaultive behavior in the past to our officers,” LaJoye said at a House hearing of the homeland security subcommittee last week.
General TSA thread
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 12:39 pm
by Leisher
I've got no problem with people being put on a list for acting like assholes, but it shouldn't be a secret.
People should be encouraged to question a process, not discouraged.
General TSA thread
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:01 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: I've got no problem with people being put on a list for acting like assholes, but it shouldn't be a secret.
People should be encouraged to question a process, not discouraged.
Secret to whom?
General TSA thread
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 4:39 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: Leisher wrote: I've got no problem with people being put on a list for acting like assholes, but it shouldn't be a secret.
People should be encouraged to question a process, not discouraged.
Secret to whom?
First and foremost, all law enforcement. If the TSA thinks you're a risk, why hide that info from Greyhound?
Secondly, from citizens. Granted, there can be some benefit to having a list of folks kept from the public, but I'd want to know if I was on a list just because I was irritated some morning by a random pat down.
General TSA thread
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:56 pm
by Leisher
Strangers in trouble for hooking up on a plane.
They meet on the plane and she was caught giving him head.
He shouldn't get a ticket. Just a high five.
General TSA thread
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:08 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: He shouldn't get a ticket. Just a high five.
I want to see pictures first.
General TSA thread
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:15 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: Leisher wrote: He shouldn't get a ticket. Just a high five.
I want to see pictures first.
That is a fair and reasonable request.
General TSA thread
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:15 pm
by Leisher
General TSA thread
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:11 pm
by Leisher
General TSA thread
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 3:22 pm
by Leisher
Dude attacks everyone in the TSA at a check point. Watch the different agents react. Some are scared, some are brave, some are clueless, etc.
General TSA thread
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 3:42 pm
by GORDON
I like the guy who went in for a low block.