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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2024 8:47 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: ↑Mon Sep 09, 2024 8:41 pm
Rodgers to Wilson might be a new cheat code. I swear Rodgers had an evil smile on his face after the second straight play and completion that said, "Yeah, nobody can cover this guy."
No idea who Wilson is.... (googles), Ah, went to OSU.
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2024 9:12 pm
by TheCatt
NGL, I like the "Ooops, NY says we messed up that call" and fixing it quickly.
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2024 9:57 pm
by TheCatt
Tyreek Hill was non-compliant, and the officers escalated quickly, is the short of the video
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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2024 10:24 pm
by TheCatt
Fantasy just fucking with me now. Opponent has McCaffery. I have Moody (K).
McCaffery is out. I'm losing by 23.5 points.
Moody now has 19 points. A single 50 yd FG away from a win.with 18 minutes left to go.
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Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2024 6:00 am
by TheCatt
TheCatt wrote: ↑Mon Sep 09, 2024 10:24 pm
Fantasy just fucking with me now. Opponent has McCaffery. I have Moody (K).
McCaffery is out. I'm losing by 23.5 points.
Moody now has 19 points. A single 50 yd FG away from a win.with 18 minutes left to go.
Lol. Moody got 26 points for the 2.5 pt win!
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Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2024 8:13 am
by TheCatt
The Steelers are both the only team in the AFC North without a touchdown this season and the only team with a win
COACHING GENIUS
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Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2024 9:14 am
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: ↑Mon Sep 09, 2024 9:12 pm
NGL, I like the "Ooops, NY says we messed up that call" and fixing it quickly.
I like it too. Although, I feel like they're going to get "Well, fix ALL the calls" criticism.
TheCatt wrote: ↑Mon Sep 09, 2024 9:57 pm
Tyreek Hill was non-compliant, and the officers escalated quickly, is the short of the video
Yeah, once I saw the cops immediately countered with a statement, I knew they had video of Tyreek being an asshole. Who would have thought a multimillionaire diva WR with 8 baby mommas and counting would be an asshole when pulled over for speeding?
TheCatt wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2024 6:00 am
Moody got 26 points for the 2.5 pt win!
That was actually a subplot I thought about while watching the game. "I wonder if Moody if getting enough points for Catt?"
TheCatt wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2024 8:13 amCOACHING GENIUS
"We believe the massacre began when the killer was triggered by an internet post..."
TJ Watt dominated, Fields played mistake free, and Tomlin only botched one decision. Pickens and Fields seem to get along pretty well. I'll be curious to see how they continue to "re-develop" Fields. More outings like this and I see them keeping him on as a backup even if he doesn't become a good starter.
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Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2024 9:32 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2024 9:14 am
That was actually a subplot I thought about while watching the game. "I wonder if Moody if getting enough points for Catt?"
I honestly can't believe it. All the ways I've been F'ed by fantasy, and then it was like "You should lose by 40, but... what the hell. Have this one, then suck the rest of the season"
Leisher wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2024 9:14 am
"We believe the massacre began when the killer was triggered by an internet post..."
No one else in that division is 1-0!
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Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2024 3:13 pm
by Stranger
Normally i'd say taking advice from Antonio Brown is probably not the best idea. But i was looking at placing some bets on Sunday morning and AB (my new favorite Twitter follow) said something like "deez niggaz gonna pop off" and posted his 3 pick anytime TD parlay.
My newfound love for AB decided to tag along with the bet just to see how it would go. Draftkings had a no sweat parlay available for up to $10 so i did it. I completely forgot i made the bet until well after the travesty of the Browns game and when i opened up the app afterwards i had another $130 in my account!
SO AB, i love you. Sincerely a grateful cracker. #CTESPN
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Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2024 4:33 pm
by TheCatt
Stranger wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2024 3:13 pm
SO AB, i love you.
GGGAAAAYYYYY
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Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2024 6:03 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2024 9:14 am
Yeah, once I saw the cops immediately countered with a statement, I knew they had video of Tyreek being an asshole. Who would have thought a multimillionaire diva WR with 8 baby mommas and counting would be an asshole when pulled over for speeding?
Yeah, But I'm saying like 10-15% Hill, 85-90% blame on the cops.
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Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2024 10:11 pm
by Leisher
I think once you have 8 baby mommas and all of them are pregnant around the same time, it's safe to assume you make bad decisions.
So 50% Hill, 50% cops.
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Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2024 10:19 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2024 10:11 pm
I think once you have 8 baby mommas and all of them are pregnant around the same time, it's safe to assume you make bad decisions.
So 50% Hill, 50% cops.
Racist.
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Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2024 1:37 pm
by TheCatt
MIAMI -- Dolphins wide receiver Tyreek Hill acknowledged Wednesday that he could have handled himself better in the initial moments of a weekend traffic stop that left him handcuffed and pulled out of his car by officers near the team's stadium.
Hill said he wishes he did some things "a bit differently" on Sunday, including leaving the window of his car down when officers instructed him to do so. He rolled up the window instead. The incident escalated quickly from there.
"I will say I could have been better," Hill said. "I could have let down my window in that instant. But the thing about me is, I don't want attention. I don't want to be cameras-out, phones-on-you in that moment. But at the end of the day, I'm human. I've got to follow rules. I've got to do what everyone else would do.
"Now, does that give them the right to literally beat the dog out of me? Absolutely not," Hill continued. "But at the end of the day, I wish I could go back and do things a bit differently."
A reasonable statement from Hill.
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Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2024 1:49 pm
by Stranger
Totally respectable. I'd like to know what my boy Antonio Brown would've done in that situation.

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Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2024 3:29 pm
by Leisher
Not a bad statement at all. I'm glad he put it out. I like Hill, mainly because he's a gamer with plans to make them after he retires. Plus, if I had his speed, I'd probably also be in the NFL with multiple baby mommas.
Correction: Retired now.
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Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2024 3:34 pm
by TheCatt
Stranger wrote: ↑Wed Sep 11, 2024 1:49 pm
Totally respectable. I'd like to know what my boy Antonio Brown would've done in that situation.
Flopped his cock out.
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Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2024 5:35 pm
by TheCatt
The viewership for the first week represents a 12% increase over the per-game average in Week 1 last year, Nielsen and the NFL told the Associated Press, and 123 million people saw at least part of one game, the league’s highest total for an opening week since 2019
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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2024 12:14 am
by Troy
Shannon "Unk" Sharpe accidently went on IG live... while fucking a woman. It was audio only, in the background. but it was the whole shebang of noises you'd expect to hear...
Commentary on it from 85 is pretty damn funny
It's worth noting there were some unfounded, but still rumors, that SS was gay, and this whole thing could also be PR against that notion.
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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2024 3:06 pm
by Leisher
Troy wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2024 12:14 am
It's worth noting there were some unfounded, but still rumors, that SS was gay, and this whole thing could also be PR against that notion.
I had heard those and some rumors about other players, not just in the NFL. Being gay in the black community isn't as accepted as in the white community yet. But worse, being a gay male athlete isn't super accepted yet. Coming out would probably mean jersey sales dry up and opportunities disappear.
New Watson accuser speaking to the NFL and there might be video evidence?
I hope the Browns are able to dump Watson, BUT Haslam still has to give every penny of the money still owed to some SA survivor charity.
Bengals' DB talking shit about Worthy.
Why do the Bengals always do this?