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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 2:38 pm
by Leisher
He should start a career as a psychic.

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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 1:52 am
by Leisher

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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 8:34 am
by TheCatt

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 8:54 am
by TheCatt
Herschel Walker, again
Walker has repeatedly said he worked in law enforcement. According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, he did so at least three times before entering politics.

Walker told an audience of U.S. servicemen and women, “I worked in law enforcement, so I had a gun.” In 2017, he claimed, “I work with the Cobb County Police Department.” In 2019, Walker also told listeners, “I spent time at Quantico at the FBI training school. Y’all didn’t know I was an agent?”

The Journal-Constitution called the Cobb County Police Department, which said it had no record of Walker being employed there. Walker’s campaign then told the paper he was “an honorary deputy,” which Cobb law enforcement officials also could not confirm.

Earlier this year, Walker did tweet a photo of what he said was his honorary sheriff’s card from Cobb County. But that’s far from “working in law enforcement.” Being an honorary deputy, a local prosecutor told the AJC, is like having “a junior ranger badge.” Just don’t tell Elvis that.

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 2:16 pm
by Leisher
Both parties seem to be filled with the stupidest and most unethical human beings alive.

Idiocracy is inevitable.

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 8:50 pm
by Leisher
Dude...

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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:58 am
by TheCatt
I guess the brain damage keeps the kids as believers.

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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 4:11 pm
by TheCatt

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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 4:53 pm
by GORDON
I'm guessing he got no head.

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:50 pm
by Leisher
Was he a large, bald German man?

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:54 pm
by GORDON
you see "no head" has a double meaning, both literally that he got his head chopped off, and "no head" because he was on a date and there was no fellatio, after. so that was super clever.

But also I understood the Indy reference.

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2022 10:06 pm
by TheCatt
Dude goes crazy, takes family with him. not fatally. like, literally with him on a trip.

I feel like they could have put this up front
In the recording of the 911 call obtained by CNN, made just after midnight on October 16, Cirigliano said he needed someone from the Fremont Police Department immediately.

“I need some police protection immediately,” Cirigliano can be heard telling the 911 operator. “It is of vital national interest. It is related to September 11th, and people want to erase me from the face of the Earth.”

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2022 11:42 pm
by Leisher
Ocho Cinco can't do math.

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 8:38 am
by TheCatt
OK, so... how does the restaurant process that? Seriously, I want to know!

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 10:26 am
by Leisher
Seriously. Maybe they had to call the bank?

Chad's Twitter signature is pretty awesome though:
McDonalds is cheaper than therapy, there is no “we” in fries & never forget you’re paying for sex indirectly but the word “relationship” changes the narrative.

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 11:27 am
by TheCatt
Lol.

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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2022 11:58 am
by Leisher
He looks like he's about to get drilled when the video ends.

Today's Moron Champion

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2022 1:11 pm
by Leisher
Nobody will notice...

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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2022 1:59 pm
by TheCatt
If you stand naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
If you stand naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you stand naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.

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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2022 5:20 pm
by TheCatt