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Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 10:25 am
by TheCatt
Huh, it's really like that on Amazon for the audible:
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 5:25 pm
by Leisher
Dude just racks up the charges in this futile attempt to flee.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 4:05 pm
by Leisher
Whomever made this graphic for Fox Sports.

Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 4:10 pm
by TheCatt
I .... dont get it?
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 4:14 pm
by Leisher
That's where the twin towers were.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 4:41 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 4:14 pm
That's where the twin towers were.
Ohhhhhh, lol.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 12:02 am
by Leisher
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2022 4:46 pm
by TheCatt
TheCatt wrote: ↑Thu Jul 07, 2022 4:40 pm
Yeah, fuck that shit, dude was completely justified.
Charges are being dropped.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2022 5:50 pm
by Leisher
Yay!
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 12:58 pm
by Leisher
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 5:00 pm
by Leisher
Not a moron, just a typo, but it resulted in comedy gold:

Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 6:25 pm
by TheCatt
that's pretty fucking hilarious.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 10:19 pm
by Leisher
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 10:31 pm
by GORDON
"It was just sex, it doesn't mean anything."
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2022 12:05 am
by Leisher
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2022 9:24 am
by GORDON
Presidents don't control gas prices, Cheney still does, obviously.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2022 11:51 pm
by Leisher
I've seen this woman's tweets a lot (I really do follow and like a lot of people on both sides.) and she is a textbook propaganda machine.

Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2022 12:33 pm
by TheCatt
I was in Heathrow this morning and my stomach is very upset, so I went to the bathroom as fast as I could. Huge fucking line. While in line I see some dude walk out of the handicapped stall and figure "well, better than shitting myself" and duck in. Ahhhhh, sweet nasty relief. The handicap stall is like one of those family bathrooms, separate from the men's and women's rooms.
Wash my hands, step outside... And a handicapped person in a wheelchair is waiting outside the door.
Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2022 4:55 pm
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote: ↑Sat Aug 06, 2022 12:33 pm
And a handicapped person in a wheelchair is waiting outside the door.
You should have pretended to be blind or just say you identify as handicapped.

Today's Moron Champion
Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2022 6:52 pm
by GORDON
TheCatt wrote: ↑Sat Aug 06, 2022 12:33 pm
Wash my hands, step outside... And a handicapped person in a wheelchair is waiting outside the door.
1. He possibly just had a full bag. Your need was greater. Plus handicaps get better parking than regulars so fuck them.
2. I would never not use a cripple stall on the off chance a handicap needed one. Especially in an emergency.