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That's why comedians spend so much time writing and rewriting jokes and then practicing them for months in front of live audiences until they're finally ready to tape a special.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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This is cool, but I don't think possible at most city intersections due to existing construction.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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.... an oblong roundabout?
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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If he had said, "Damn baby, you make me wish I had 3 hands" he'd be a legend.
As it is, he walked up to a stranger in the gym and asked about her boobs.
Which she was clearly hoping would happen, so he's a chump for biting her obvious hook. Lame.
As it is, he walked up to a stranger in the gym and asked about her boobs.
Which she was clearly hoping would happen, so he's a chump for biting her obvious hook. Lame.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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I stand with Jane.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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I love Terry. Everything about him just screams "good dude".
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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The newest lottery winner is going to be broke really fast.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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That person should give the money to someone more responsible, like me.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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The first OSHA violation is sad. The second one turns this into a comedy.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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No big red button to make them all point to the sky?
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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I'm guessing worker safety isn't a big priority there.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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One of my favorite "none of this makes any sense" troll accounts on Twitter is 3 year letterman. A youth football coach legend who bought his own waterbed outright. He'll go make a hilariously random, weird comment that only makes sense in his lore and then once someone bites, his followers attack the person by calling them the wrong name, asking about the rate they financed their waterbed, and so on. It's not malicious and all in good fun.
Today, he went after the Swifties. Not as many bites as I would have thought though. Still, it's funny, and my favorite are the two girls who are sexist, ageist, and racist about the folks replying to them and completely oblivious that they're clearly getting trolled.
Today, he went after the Swifties. Not as many bites as I would have thought though. Still, it's funny, and my favorite are the two girls who are sexist, ageist, and racist about the folks replying to them and completely oblivious that they're clearly getting trolled.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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This poor woman passes out non-stop.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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This is a crazy chase, and spoiler alert, nobody dies.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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1. I think that vid was sped up like 10%.
2. Very skilled riders, but they got REAL damn lucky. About 100 opportunities to be an oncoming car around blind corners, around 1000 opportunities for a pedestrian to step out from between cars.
It feels like this is why many cities have "do not chase" rules.
2. Very skilled riders, but they got REAL damn lucky. About 100 opportunities to be an oncoming car around blind corners, around 1000 opportunities for a pedestrian to step out from between cars.
It feels like this is why many cities have "do not chase" rules.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."